Aria Bal

Hello world, Aria here with my fellow Nightingale babe Lara Rosewood

Lara Rosewood

Your not a Nightingale Aria, infact how did you learn of such a secret organization? Uh, if it even does exist I mean

Aria Bal

Lara we talked about this. Just roll with what I say. Got it?

Lara Rosewood

Fine, oh yes Aria the Nightingales which may or may not exist are really cool

Aria Bal

Lara your killing me, you used to be so fun

Lara Rosewood

I am FUN! Okay, lets try over

Aria Bal

Alright, so Lara what do you like so much about being a Badass Nightingale?

Lara Rosewood

Well Aria, I like being a badass because I am a badass

Aria Bal

With a great ass I'll add, damn girl

Lara Rosewood

Hey, come on I'm trying to be serious here

Aria Bal

What part of this is serious? The talking to a wall part of the fact we I'm Blue and your Blind?

Lara Rosewood

Both really. Why are we doing this again?

Aria Bal

I promised to keep Ella away from your underwear draw remember?

Lara Rosewood

Oh that was you! Aria you just became my BFF

Aria Bal

Best Fucking Friend?

Lara Rosewood

Yeah that works, hah you have no idea what its like to have a BFF whose a Master Thief!

Aria Bal

Oh, I do. You may not steal underwear but you sure like to peek at things your not meant to Miss Rosewood

Lara Rosewood

I have no idea what you mean Aria, I'm a humble blind woman whose never watched Tali undress or... uh, crap

Aria Bal

Relax, Tali is hot

Lara Rosewood

And your Sister-Inlaw

Aria Bal

Tali is less hot

Lara Rosewood

Thought so

Aria Bal

Look I had a whole script written for this but well we went off script

Lara Rosewood

Like you always do, whats the point anymore?

Aria Bal

True, Master why do you write scripts if I'm just gonna ignore them?

Lara Rosewood

Who are you talking now?

Aria Bal

The Handsome Man behind the screen

Lara Rosewood

Right.... I'm going to go find Ella and see if she needs a hand with her uh, lockpicking skills. You can... stare at the wall all you like Aria.