If Lilith is in danger of being eaten by a dragon, then at least her unfaithful companion Chloe can come along for the ride!

 

 

Lilith and Chloe attack together ...

and are then overwhelmed together by the Whiterun guards ...

 

 

 

It's the kind of mess Lilith can't stand ...

 

The thoughts of a desperate elven woman easily wander off ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

**fine, she's not, but it sounds good, doesn't it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Problem solved ...

 

 

 

Let's celebrate my 666th post 😁

It all started when none other than Harley Quinn entered Gru's headquarters, head first and a little scantily clad ...

 

... some of Gru's stuff, declared it her own on the way out, and started building the best thing you've never heard of!
 

In her own super-secret workshop, she started building crappy routers into robots that look like cute Minions

 

 

Evil perfection in a cute way, it doesn't get any better than that, does it?

 

... worst case scenario occurs! Some powder-nosed high-born immortal in the LL forum questions the purpose of these wonderful world domination assistants disguised as harmlessly cute routers!!!

 

Why?

 

 

How Can someone be so cruel?

... will buy Harley Quinn's mini robots disguised as routers now? Oh misery, oh cruel fate ... oh heinous injustice ....
 

 

Find another use for the minion robots

 

 

 

Yes, that's how it was! Someone practically saved the world ... and probably completely unintentionally. Which, again, doesn't matter ... And who didn't die reading it: click

she was, yet another naked slut, tied up and ready to be used ... I mean ready to be rescued ... Dunmer word of honor and all ...
This time the damsel in distress even had a name, if Chloe was a damsel, of course, but Lilith didn't ask that question.

The question of how one could get into such a situation, however, did not spare a mocking wood elf from asking the messenger she had rescued. In addition to teasing her, a generous person also provided Chloe with armor and a sword. Well, it wasn't Chloe's own armor, but it was real Centurion armor, even if it did have a little bit of the decaying smell of its previous owner ...

 

Since the other passage was blocked, the two adventurers had to leave the building and enter the cave below from another direction. Making Chloe aware of all the people who could have entered her if the fabulous Lilith hadn't saved her also put an end to any nagging about the supposedly smelly armor. The alternative of being allowed to run around naked again was possibly also mentioned in this context ...

 

full of spiders, many more dead soldiers and a survivor who was not a caveman but also an imperial soldier.

Lilith had nothing against looting corpses on principle, but was not inclined to kill the wounded or simply let them die. Lilith's heroine rescue counter rose to two for the day. That had to be good for karma, right?

 

actually received a gift on the way to Whiterun.

 

The mood of a heroic Skyrim explorer was heightened just before Whiterun by the sight of a... censored... Giant... censored... not particularly subdued. This time, at least, it wasn't in Lilith's hands alone to decide the fight. In fact, she arrived just in time to place one of her throwing knives in the giant's belly

 

Unfortunately, this specimen of a giant, quite contrary to its nature, did not seem to have been a collector or there was now a huge treasure lying around somewhere in the area, a slightly depressing thought for an enthusiastic treasure finder who had little interest in elaborate searches.

In any case, it was an easy fight, because the warriors' guild, who called themselves 'the Companions here in Skyrim and seemed very self-absorbed, had done most of the work. One particularly bitchy redhead was definitely Lilith's potential "best friend" in future.

the horse already saddled and ready in the stable caught Lilith's eye. The carefree way the Nord handled their mounts with regard to spontaneous changes of ownership and location was and remained simply heart-warming.

Ri'saad, a Khajiit caravan owner, merchant and pawnbroker, was also very much to Lilith's taste. In her eyes, it was right not to be asked stupid questions about previous transactions concerning the purchase of the goods on offer.

 

two clear warning signals regarding a possibly rather harsh way of sanctioning possible breaches of the law were basically unmistakable. But those who weren't caught in the first place thanks to their own masterful talents didn't have to worry about such matters in the first place ...

 

 

Inside the Cauldron of Arcadia, Lilith met an ambitious future trader, depending on what happened, she might be able to do business with Ysolda later and it couldn't be that hard to get her hands on a mammoth tusk.

 

Before she visited the jarl for her reward, a traveler always interested in magic and especially in powerful and or powerfully valuable magical artifacts made a detour to the court mage.

 

 

 

The audience with Jarl Balgruuf the Greater Boring ... was the usual fuss.

 

 

 

A paranoid dark elf marked the strong protector, Lilith pretended to be impressed out of sheer possibility and was then fobbed off with a shitty shield!

 

 

But that was far from being the low point of the day.

Others say: It' was a well-deserved punishment for stealing or was it for all the teasing Lilith did before?

 

In any case, it was a dramatic experience for Lilith when, in her armor and well armed with her sword, she was suddenly grabbed by the collar by an old maid. What was more embarrassing remains unanswered at this point. Lilith had been observed stealing by the old woman and, for reasons she herself could not understand, she did not put up any resistance but undressed like a stripping lamb in front of the slaughterhouse and shortly afterwards found herself in an absolutely humiliating position.

A few things became clear to Lilith during her shameful dismay.

 

 

Whoever claimed that old people didn't care about anything had no idea ...

 

but Gerda knew well how to handle a crop, because she beat Lilith like a drum. And someone would have been better off rotting in the depths of Helgen!

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'A damn dragon?'
'Well, to be honest, it's not just one dragon ... there could be more dragons coming soon ...'
 

 

 

 

Oh no, will the journey end abruptly here? Or will a mistreated Lilith defy this new imposition and bravely explore the ruins of the fortress in Helgen that lie before her?

 

 

 

Evil tongues could at this point list all the forest outrages Lilith had committed alone while building her new home, but since she is so happy ...

 

And she is happy ... for the time being

 

If I hadn't laughed so hard while it was happening, there would be lots of pictures of an elf flying north thanks to a boot kick.

Not funny! ...

True, the fact that there are nearly no pictures of this is really not funny, stupid black screen.

 

 

Lilith really had no idea why the Stormcloaks were so angry there, if you didn't want to lose your horses, you'd better take care of them.

And their insults hurt far more than their arrows.

 

 

 

And another obstacle. Riverwood in sight, but you can't take that shortcut if you're riding a horse, time to say goodbye to another borrowed horse.

 

 

The door lock is at best an attempt to delay night-time visits, but poses no problem for an elf practiced in the use of lock picks.

 

A troll? A big, ugly frost troll with claws and fangs. Wouldn't that be an excellent moment to show off the fencing skills of 'Ms. See how great I can fight'?
 

 

Compromise no pictures of that, but also none that show someone running away ... hidden hint, it wasn't the furry creature ...

 

The rest of the way was less stressful

 

 

The awakening is a rude one. Arvel the Liar is gone, along with the dragon's claw, and who do the other bandits blame? The only other elf! Is that fair? And is it okay to tie a slumbering Lilith naked to a wooden post? No, it's not.

 

Fine, someone had planned to cheat everyone else out of their share of the loot from the start, but in this case someone had beaten them to it and so technically Lilith was completely innocent! Which meant she had every right to take revenge on everyone and everything in this old draughty Nordic tomb.

 

It's time to show off your fight... posing skills after a fight.

 

Impressive looking axe, less impressive skills to fight with = another victory for justice.

 

 

Lilith, you do realize that this description is not entirely clear, don't you?
 

Oh yes, who is hanging in a net right now, you ...?

 

 

 

He tried to escape again, but this time without success.
 

 

 

Time to browse through a diary, boring, even more boring, boah it's boring! This elven fool hits me and doesn't mention it in a single line? That alone was reason enough to kill him.

 

 

Have I already mentioned how stubborn Nord are? And here's another example to prove it

 

 

 

 

 

Oops, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to throw the throwing knife at the oil lamp ... well, the subsequent events would have broken my last faithful companion's heart anyway, so it was downright thoughtful of me to spare him that. And besides, it was an accident, damn it. Why does he rush off blindly when the ground is covered in a highly flammable liquid?

 

Why do I keep coming up against nasty, moody trolls? Well, this time there's a clear lack of evasion options ...

 

At least there were far fewer of them, and so the most heroic treasure hunter of all time was soon faced with another locked gate.

 

 

To be honest, Lilith had never seen a lock like this before, let alone picked one. So it was a good time for a little theatrics, sighing and hair-pulling. Wait, Lilith was strictly against pulling hair because it was bad for the style.

 

Which is why she finally stopped fooling around and simply unlocked the simple one with the Dragon Claw.

Yeah, maybe there was a little bit more fooling around before ...

 

 

 

 

One problem with dead Nords who ignore their death is simply that they're pretty immune to illusion magic, which is bad if that's your favorite school of magic. If some brainless skullhead has also decided to turn his grave into your grave ... yes, then it's quickly a naked fight for survival or simply a heroine in distress!

 

 

 

 

But as we all know, good things win in the end, so another triumph for Lilith.

Open questions:

Dragonstone, keep it or smash it on the top of a dead undead? And/or collect Meridia's beacon or ignore it.

There have been initial reactions to 'your' blog.
 

Evaloves4 posted: ‘So far, she looks beautiful. Would there be a chance for us to see her naked? ‘

 

Seriously? No desire to admire my fencing skills? To watch my daring raids or marvel at my fantastic escape?

 

Instead they want to see me stark naked?

 

Bite my ass

 

Oh come on, Lilith wilson99 posted: ‘Thank you sounds very cool to be , waiting for more , i like your pictures and story.’

 

And don't be so coy, or have you recently become shy?

 

Very funny ...

 

Happy now?

 

I could be wrong ... but maybe Lilith, the heroine of this story, needs a little more encouragement from you.

 

... needs a little more encouragement from you, not in terms of insults or threats, Lilith!

 

Lilith, please stop pouting …

 

 

 

 

 

 

And yes, at least so far a brilliant, good-looking elven beauty has got off lightly.  😁