Do you ever get the feeling that Whiterun is a bit too stuffy? Like it's where all of Skyrim's old fuddy duddies go to die?  Balgruuf badly needs to hire a PR firm to raise his hold's public profile - inject a bit of much needed sex and glamour into the mix.   I decided to help with that. Introducing: The Whiterun Cunt Company! Dedicated to training the highest quality of sex-crazed slave girls, complete with branding to proudly certify the depth and quality of their training!