Funny SexLab Stories

[LibertyPrime]

Does anyone have any funny stories involving SexLab and all of it's plugins? Doesn't necessarily have to be just one mod. Could be funny things happening because of mods interacting in unexpected ways.

 

My character finally got sent to the Cidhna Mine, and I'm using Devious Cidhna. It adds a few things in the mine, namely bondage and rape elements. Prisoners will abuse you if you approach them, I think. I say I think because I haven't been able to test the mod throughly, and the following happened:

 

Because I have Spectator Crowds, every time my character approached one of the prisoners, they would force her to have sex, and all of the other prisoners would gather around and start cheering/clapping. Because I was close and 'approached' to all prisoners, they would constantly rape my character over and over, for a good one hour or so. I finally got bored and started with shenanigans, one of them being increasing how far Spectator Crowds can scan for potential spectators, and it picked up Madanach himself. He then somehow unlocked the locked cell door the orc is guarding (or was simply teleported by Spectator Crowds itself), and his default dialogue, the one that plays once you meet him, kicked in.

 

"Well, well. Look at you. The Nords have turned you into an animal. A wild beast caged up and left to go mad".

 

I seriously laughed for a two minutes nonstop. It was so fitting; my character, lying there, with slavestats tatoos applied to her, after one hour of nonstop rape orgies, and then Madanach just comes and says that. 

[jordisslave]

The unpleasantness of the assaults that are part of so many of these mods result in some really jarring, and hilarious things like that with all the inane vanilla conversation taking place during and just afterwards.

 

My particular favourite was actually just because of SL and SLRelease.  I had Release switched on for NPCs and that priest in Whiterun just stood there, naked and whacking away, but he didn't stop doing his shouty preaching at any point.  It brought me to tears at the time and remembering it now has done so again.  Just brilliant, I wish I had f®aps installed so I could have recorded it.

 

<edit> damn, try to do a funny and it fails like above, it was supposed to read f ( r ) aps

I was quite pleased with the joke.</edit>

[triplehex]

Almost all my stories, at least the ones I remember, are courtesy of Random Sex. (screens are nsfw obviously)

 

Hydra Slave Girls dialogue in the middle of the act: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00060.jpg

 

Lydia distracting NPC while I steal his stuff: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00065.jpg

 

Unlikely incest: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00078.jpg

 

Self explanatory: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00083.jpg

 

That wasn't her ass: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-12_00003.jpg

 

In this one, the draugr literally got up from the grave to watch sex: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-12-08_00004.jpg

 

Kodlak accepting my character in the Companions and fucking my wife at the same time, not cool Kodlak: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-12-08_00009.jpg

 

Busy times: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/TESV%202014-11-11%2020-27-42-10.png

 

 

 

 

[Slammer64]

Hey triplehex, what's the mod that has Aela making those comments?

[WaxenFigure]

Two other threads with the same idea:

 

http://www.loverslab.com/topic/23025-hilarious-moments-with-mod-conflicts/

 

http://www.loverslab.com/topic/28512-too-funny-had-to-share/

 

Sharing so you could read them all.

 

 

[triplehex]

Hey triplehex, what's the mod that has Aela making those comments?

That's the Spectator Crowds mod, the watchers will make comments. I'm not sure if that comment comes in the original mod, because I added a few lines myself to see how those dialogues work

[KatieLlymlaen]

I'm sure I shared this one before, but on my first visit to the Sleeping Giant Inn, before discovering I was Dragonborn, I slept because Realistic Needs dictated it. Well, because I also have Sleep Assault, my Thalmor Dragonborn woke up in stocks being raped by Delphine. It made the main scenario so awkward, and through most of that playthrough she was trying to come up with a way to screw over the Blades because their leader violated her brutally before deciding to recruit her.

[quasimodo75]

Almost every companion that has some idle chatter will get you laughing when your char is in a sexual act, sooner or later. Last time I remember was my char humping Vilja and just as he was about to cum, Vilja said "Hm, smells like garlic."

I was happy to survive that laughing fit!

[Content Consumer]

Why, yes, Erik. I do indeed get that funny taste in my mouth before battle. 

 

[DurtyNelly]

Almost all my stories, at least the ones I remember, are courtesy of Random Sex. (screens are nsfw obviously)

 

 

Mine too! lol. That mod is a riot.

 

Whiterun turns into a giant orgy if you have the distance turned up high enough. 

 

Oh, and Malachi decided to check out The Blue Palace. A guard and Falk Firebeard did this

 

 

Also, right after I installed DA and turned PC rape on in Defeat to test it, I ran him into Silent Moon's Camp. I left his 2 followers outside (Eric The Slayer and Nadja). He went in there and they pretty much tore the ass-end out of him thanks to combat mods. So he comes back outside, Random Sex kicks in and Eric grabs him while Nadja has a little flick over their interaction. The whole time I'm thinking, "Oh, you poor baby!" After Eric is done with him, I go into 3rd person just to look at him (I guess to make sure he's still in one piece) and he looked like this.

 

 

 

I laughed so hard. He looks truly pissed at the world. 

[Content Consumer]

My new owner seems to have a very poor memory. Speaks pretty good English for a Falmer, though.

[DurtyNelly]

Apparently Gorr thought Yngvar needed a good hard screwing before he left for Borvald. 
 
 

 

 

[Buddy Christ]

Walking through Riverwood with Jenassa as companion.

She looks at Stump.

 

"Stupid dog!"

 

Dog: *hump* *hump*

Jenassa: "Ooooh"

[GECK.O]

I don't have a funny story to share...

 

But playing with Sexout, LoversPK and SexLab are the best, most fun period of my life.

 

It's is so EPIC!

[GECK.O]

DP

[Content Consumer]

I finished Skyrim today.

Beat the entire game, finished every quest, every dungeon, got every item, killed every hostile NPC, visited every location, everything.

Odd thing, though... I'd only been playing for about ten minutes.

Still, it's right there in my map.

Skyrim: Cleared.

Took less time than I thought it would. I must be really really good at this.

[halieslade]

I was doing Mzulft today and when I got in to the Oculary, I decided to seduce the Synod mage who showed me the way.   He resisted at first, but with 100 speech I finally got his robes off.

 

So then I got the lens fine tuned as you do and when the mage walked over to check out the wall, I noticed that he still had a boner sticking out of the front of his robe!  I laughed so hard I forgot what I was supposed to do next!

 

Some of my funniest moments have come when SexLab modules decide to interrupt a quest I'm doing.

 

Like speaking with the Augur under Winterhold and getting tag teamed by skeletons in the middle of dialog.

 

 

Or trying to defeat Ancano while he's fooling around with the Eye of Magnus -- this one got me stuck inside the stone well and I kept hitting my head against the Eye every time I tried to get out.  I managed somehow and finished Ancano off, but not before he'd had his way with me!

 

 

While fighting our way in to the College where Ancano was, we also had to contend with a dragon.  So after I killed him with my crossbow he died up on top of the battlements.  I went up to absorb the soul and loot him after Ancano was dead, and there were slaves from the Slavers Guild mod running around aimlessly up there, bound and naked!

 

I'll echo what a few others have said - I've had some of my best Skyrim moments playing with SexLab mods.  The incongruence of the sex (sometimes kinky) juxtaposed on the noble quest to save the world is just LOL worthy.

 

 

 

[Content Consumer]

I was doing Mzulft today and when I got in to the Oculary, I decided to seduce the Synod mage who showed me the way.   He resisted at first, but with 100 speech I finally got his robes off.

 

So then I got the lens fine tuned as you do and when the mage walked over to check out the wall, I noticed that he still had a boner sticking out of the front of his robe!  I laughed so hard I forgot what I was supposed to do next!

 

Some of my funniest moments have come when SexLab modules decide to interrupt a quest I'm doing.

 

Like speaking with the Augur under Winterhold and getting tag teamed by skeletons in the middle of dialog.

 

Augur of Dunlain.jpg

 

Or trying to defeat Ancano while he's fooling around with the Eye of Magnus -- this one got me stuck inside the stone well and I kept hitting my head against the Eye every time I tried to get out.  I managed somehow and finished Ancano off, but not before he'd had his way with me!

 

Eye of Magnus.jpg

 

While fighting our way in to the College where Ancano was, we also had to contend with a dragon.  So after I killed him with my crossbow he died up on top of the battlements.  I went up to absorb the soul and loot him after Ancano was dead, and there were slaves from the Slavers Guild mod running around aimlessly up there, bound and naked!

 

I'll echo what a few others have said - I've had some of my best Skyrim moments playing with SexLab mods.  The incongruence of the sex (sometimes kinky) juxtaposed on the noble quest to save the world is just LOL worthy.

I love that picture of you and Ancano... it looks like Tolfdir is intently watching, taking notes and trying to memorize techniques.

[halieslade]

Tolfdir is such a geek, I figured he was dozing off!

 

(Actually, because I got caught inside the geometry of the well and couldn't help, Tolfdir took a lightning bolt to the knee while Ancano was raping me.  But as I do with all Thalmor, I ran Ancano through with my 2H daedric sword when we were done with our orgasms).

 

 

[halieslade]

I'm still laughing about this newest one.  I installed SexLab Spectators this morning and when a dog pushed me down and mounted me in the street in Riverwood, I saw the message:

 

"Chicken has noticed a sex act in progress and is going to watch."

 

LOL!

[DittoSenpai]

Almost all my stories, at least the ones I remember, are courtesy of Random Sex. (screens are nsfw obviously)

 

Hydra Slave Girls dialogue in the middle of the act: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00060.jpg

 

Lydia distracting NPC while I steal his stuff: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00065.jpg

 

Unlikely incest: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00078.jpg

 

Self explanatory: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00083.jpg

 

That wasn't her ass: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-12_00003.jpg

 

In this one, the draugr literally got up from the grave to watch sex: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-12-08_00004.jpg

 

Kodlak accepting my character in the Companions and fucking my wife at the same time, not cool Kodlak: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-12-08_00009.jpg

 

Busy times: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/TESV%202014-11-11%2020-27-42-10.png

Dude, I have three questions.

 

1)What mod is that where the NPC's notice that you're having sex?

2)What mod is that where the girl has cum all over her?

3)What mod is that where the girl NPC looks realistic and sweaty?

[halieslade]

 

Almost all my stories, at least the ones I remember, are courtesy of Random Sex. (screens are nsfw obviously)

 

Hydra Slave Girls dialogue in the middle of the act: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00060.jpg

 

Lydia distracting NPC while I steal his stuff: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00065.jpg

 

Unlikely incest: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00078.jpg

 

Self explanatory: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00083.jpg

 

That wasn't her ass: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-12_00003.jpg

 

In this one, the draugr literally got up from the grave to watch sex: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-12-08_00004.jpg

 

Kodlak accepting my character in the Companions and fucking my wife at the same time, not cool Kodlak: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-12-08_00009.jpg

 

Busy times: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/TESV%202014-11-11%2020-27-42-10.png

Dude, I have three questions.

 

1)What mod is that where the NPC's notice that you're having sex?

2)What mod is that where the girl has cum all over her?

3)What mod is that where the girl NPC looks realistic and sweaty?

 

 

1) Spectator Crowds (now Ultra edition)  http://www.loverslab.com/files/file/1310-spectator-crowds-ultra-edition/

 

2) I'm not running anything special beyond the standard SexLab/Aroused/Attraction/Random Sex/Nude Creatures setup, but I always get a brief cum animation at the end of sex.  The overlay is brief but I can adjust it in MCM.   Otherwise, you could also used one of these cum mods:

 

http://www.loverslab.com/files/file/1601-sexlab-skyrim-cum-on-clothes-layered-bukkake-scoclb-updated-31-01-2015-v22/

 

http://www.loverslab.com/topic/25048-cum-on-the-cum-texture-replacer/

 

3) I already get comments about how rotten-filthy my girl is, I haven't looked into sweating 

[Dreamweaver]

I'd been using Matchmaker to have some fun with Brelyna Maryon and shortly afterwards we stumbled across a frost troll. So I clicked my right button to do my usual trick of summoning a flame atronach at the start of a fight. Sure enough, an atronach appeared. So I clicked the left button to cast bound sword and was a bit surprised to see some kind of targeted spell shoot off into the distance, hitting nothing. I was confused for a moment until the atronach floated across my screen close enough for its name to pop up: Brelyna Maryon's Flame Atronach.

 

A second or two later Matchmaker's Irresistibly Attractive: Self (which I'd forgotten to unequip) kicked in and my dragonborn stripped off and started pleasuring himself while Brelyna and her atronach ran around battling the troll.

[Hardanis]

There was this one time when I was goofing around and ended up being raped in the Hall of the Dead in Whiterun.. While on the bench next to me was a little boy sleeping, and a little girl sitting on top of him, staring at me.

[triplehex]

 

Almost all my stories, at least the ones I remember, are courtesy of Random Sex. (screens are nsfw obviously)

 

Hydra Slave Girls dialogue in the middle of the act: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00060.jpg

 

Lydia distracting NPC while I steal his stuff: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00065.jpg

 

Unlikely incest: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00078.jpg

 

Self explanatory: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-08_00083.jpg

 

That wasn't her ass: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-11-12_00003.jpg

 

In this one, the draugr literally got up from the grave to watch sex: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-12-08_00004.jpg

 

Kodlak accepting my character in the Companions and fucking my wife at the same time, not cool Kodlak: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/2014-12-08_00009.jpg

 

Busy times: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/666005/SkyrimAlbum/TESV%202014-11-11%2020-27-42-10.png

Dude, I have three questions.

 

1)What mod is that where the NPC's notice that you're having sex?

2)What mod is that where the girl has cum all over her?

3)What mod is that where the girl NPC looks realistic and sweaty?

 

 

 

1) http://www.loverslab.com/files/file/1310-spectator-crowds-ultra-edition/

 

2) my cum textures are modified by this mod I think: http://www.loverslab.com/files/file/243-sexlab-sperm-replacer/

 

3) that's the sweat texture mod http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/28946

 

My body mod is CBBE. the maid follower is Abigail the Imperial Lusty Maid