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[donttouchmethere]

Flight xx8132 had one of the rare

Airworthlessness Approval Tag

 

[worik]

37 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

Flight xx8132 had one of the rare

Airworthlessness Approval Tag

Spare part #8133 was not replaced as it is required by the safety manual. An amateur, I guess.

[donttouchmethere]

16 minutes ago, worik said:

Spare part #8133 was not replaced as it is required by the safety manual. An amateur, I guess.

They had 8134 parts left after inspection and thought that's totaly normal if you take something apart and rebuild it ?

[worik]

1 hour ago, donttouchmethere said:

They had 8134 parts left after inspection and thought that's totaly normal if you take something apart and rebuild it ?

Page 8135 in the manual states it very clearly that everything is needed. ?

[donttouchmethere]

10 minutes ago, worik said:

Page 8135 in the manual states it very clearly that everything is needed. ?

They only looked at the 8136 pictures in the manual ?

and on page 8135 is just a picture of a flying plane ?

[Corsayr]

Here is a train with 8137 on the side...

 

Spoiler

 

 

[worik]

20 minutes ago, Corsayr said:

Here is a train with 8137 on the side...

Does the manual has at least 8138 pages to read? ?

[Ernest Lemmingway]

5 minutes ago, worik said:

Does the manual has at least 8138 pages to read? ?

No, it has 8139 pages. Still easier to understand than Win 10.

[donttouchmethere]

They asked Win 10 Cortana to print the manual pages, but she printed only the first 8140 pages of the train manual.

On the last pages she printed the still outstanding print order of the Form FAA 8130- 3 - Authorized Release Certificate, Airworthiness Approval Tag.

This is what happend next:

Spoiler

 

[worik]

4 hours ago, donttouchmethere said:

This is what happend next:

I know that scene from somewhere ?

Wasn't that with Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of a few 8141 Dollars more?

[donttouchmethere]

21 minutes ago, worik said:

Wasn't that with Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of a few 8141 Dollars more?

Your right!

Sadly they never filmed the sequel: "A Fist too small to hold 8142 Cents of Change"

[worik]

43 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

Sadly the never filmed the sequel: "A Fist too small to hold 8142 Cents of Change"

The main actors said NO to the director. They still had hurting thumbs... reloading their guns with the 8143rd round was too much for them.

[donttouchmethere]

8 minutes ago, worik said:

The main actors said NO to the director. They still had hurting thumbs... reloading their guns with the 8143th round was too much for them.

and not to mention the 8144 stuntmen they wasted for the "drop dead from a roof" scene ?

[Corsayr]

Elawin Jartiyerli Mikro Bunni Kostüm 8145

Spoiler

 

 

[donttouchmethere]

28 minutes ago, Corsayr said:

Elawin Jartiyerli Mikro Bunni Kostüm 8145

you think it's too early if I hide - right now - about 8146 ? carrots in the garden to allure some Micro Bunni's ?

[worik]

15 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

you think it's to early if I hide - right now - about 8146 ? carrots in the garden to allure some Micro Bunni's ?

That's too early. And don't walk into your garden right now. The ? are busy hiding the 8147 ?! It simply takes that time to be ready in april.

[Psalam]

Spoiler

4 hours ago, donttouchmethere said:

you think it's too early if I hide - right now - about 8146 ? carrots in the garden to allure some Micro Bunni's ?

 

 

Don't be luring bunnies. You'll give the lemming 8148 panic attacks! ?‍?

[donttouchmethere]

5 hours ago, Psalam said:

Don't be luring bunnies.

even if I camouflage myself with 8149 camouflaged broccoli?

[Psalam]

Spoiler

56 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

even if I camouflage myself with 8149 camouflaged broccoli?

 

 

YOU are not the problem. It is the 8150 coneys that are!

[worik]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

It is the 8150 coneys that are!

Would we need 8151 wolves ? to solve that issue or would a single one suffice? ?️

[Psalam]

Spoiler

49 minutes ago, worik said:

Would we need 8151 wolves ? to solve that issue or would a single one suffice? ?️

 

 

That would be one FAT wolf! ?  How about 8152 raptors. I think a sky for of eagles, hawks and falcons (maybe a dragon or two) would be an awesome sight! ? 

[Corsayr]

8153

Spoiler

 

[donttouchmethere]

1 hour ago, worik said:

8151 wolves ?

HELP! ?

I need those wolves right now! ?

8154 ? rabbits attacking my  camouflaged broccoli ghillie suit ? (and they're not the mirco bunnys ?)

[Psalam]

Spoiler

16 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

HELP! ?

I need those wolves right now! ?

8154 ? rabbits attacking my  camouflaged broccoli ghillie suit ? (and they're not the mirco bunnys ?)

 

 

Let's see if I can get 8155 of these canines to your rescue!

 

[donttouchmethere]

6 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Let's see if I can get 8155 of these canines to your rescue!

better bring 8156 of those ?

Lots of rabbits here and big ones too! ?