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Is it a boy or a girl?


Evaloves4

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Guess the gender of my baby  

14 members have voted

  1. 1. I'm carryng

    • A baby boy
      7
    • A baby girl
      7

Before you read the diary entry, please vote in the poll and see if you guessed right. No, cheating ;)

 



I have no words to describe my love, gratefulness, admiration to my luvs and my mom for being with me during the hard time I was going through. When they were at the work, they used every single free moment to contact me saying how much they love me, encouraging me and comforting me. At home, they were cuddling my tummy, kissing my baby and expressing their love to it and me. My Prince had tears in his eyes every time he kissed our baby and me. I knew it pained him even to imagine that I might lose the baby. I think he wouldn’t survive it. Me neither. Being in his and Ivy’s arms made me feel secured, loved and comforted, but my mom’s hugs, kisses and nursing were something very special. She was relentless in nursing me. I will give my best that my baby will feel the same as my mom cares for me. I couldn’t eat for days although I was hungry. Whatever I ate I threw up. I’m skinnier now but my tummy is bigger because baby grew few inches. Anyway, I will tell you now about my visit to the doctor today and ultra sound. Our parents and Fran were with my luvs in the waiting room.

When the doctor scanned me, she said that baby is developing very well and it is healthy. All life functions works properly and there are no anomalies. She asked me if I want to know about baby’s gender. I confirmed I do and she told me. After the scan, I came to the waiting room and I decided to tease my family. I told them that all is fine with the baby and:
- Sorry, the doctor could not see its gender because the baby wasn’t in right position. I have to come again, next Friday.
They were disappointed. I looked at my Prince, hugged and kissed him and said: I’m carrying …….. (Excitedly) – A baby boy. A little you!!!.
Oh my dear god …. You should see their faces ….. They all cheered and my dad, who is *traditional man in this matter, howled like wolf, performed happy dancing and clapped hands. (*having male firstborn is our country many people sees as the sign of blessing and boy’s parents, especially father is much honored). Everyone congratulated me. My dad grabbed my Prince and me very firmly, hugged us and thanked us for giving him a grandson kissing us numerous times. My Prince? He was happy that child is healthy and alive. Baby’s gender isn’t important to him. I showed them the picture and none of them could figure out how the doctor saw baby’s gender. Everything looked like some encrypted map. When my dad said: “I don’t see his tool, but I hope he’ll have a big one, just like my son”, my mother slapped his butt hard. We all laughed.

Going to the bar to celebrate the news we had a great time in the car. My Prince and Ivy cuddled my tummy kissing me constantly on the back seat of the car while Fran was driving. He couldn’t resist not to tease my Prince. He said to him:
- Say, …… what would you do if your son will be like me?
Prince: You mean …. Ugly?
Fran (laughingly): Noooooo …. you know what I mean.
My Prince made me very proud answering to him:
- I will always love my son regardless his sexual orientation, political, ideological or religious view. I want to be a father to him as my father was to me; forgiving, compassionate, understanding and always there when I needed him. He was my best friend.
My Fran complimented his answer and then my Prince made us laugh very hard when he said to him:
- But ….. I have a word for you, Fran. Don’t you dare to encourage him to be a gay. If he wants to be a gay, it must be by his own choice made by his free will. In that case, Fran, you can be his mentor and teach him about being a gay, but if he likes girls, don’t indoctrinate him for I’m gonna hang you for your balls on the top of the villa and let seagulls have feast on you.

We didn’t stay long in the bar. Everyone made a toast and expressed their blessings and wishes to our baby boy. After that, we returned home. My luvs went to the Hotel for they had obligations and I wrote this diary so you may know that I’m carrying little Witcher in my womb. Wish you great weekend folks.

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I voted

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"boy" because I felt that you need to balance the weights ... so that you 3+1/2 would come out 50:50 ..

That would implicate that if Ivy decides to give birth, it would NEED to be twins boy+girl :classic_smile:

Ivy? do you read? Equality had certain demands, please pay attention! :classic_laugh:

 

.. and of course only AFTER my vote I opened your spoiler

? ... OH! My bad... STRICTLY NO alcohol for you for the next year! ?

So we better take ?+ ?  :classic_smile:

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6 minutes ago, worik said:

I voted

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"boy" because I felt that you need to balance the weights ... so that you 3+1/2 would come out 50:50 ..

That would implicate that if Ivy decides to give birth, it would NEED to be twins boy+girl :classic_smile:

Ivy? do you read? Equality had certain demands, please pay attention! :classic_laugh:

 

 

Thank you. My luvs aren't at home. They're working but I will tell her. I believe you weren't cheating. :D

Indeed, my Prince need ally. Too many women around him won't be good for his mental well being ;)

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11 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

Too many women around him won't be good for his mental well being

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I can't imagine what you are talking about.

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See?

No males disturbed ...

:classic_tongue:

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9 minutes ago, Resdayn said:

voted

:classic_shy: You shoud edit spolier tags around your text ... it might tempt others :classic_laugh:

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4 minutes ago, Resdayn said:

I voted girl :P 

 

But you got antoher Prince ;) 

Yes, my beloved Prince. :) Thanks for voting.

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1 minute ago, worik said:

:classic_shy: You shoud edit spolier tags around your text ... it might tempt others :classic_laugh:

 

3 minutes ago, worik said:

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I can't imagine what you are talking about.

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See?

No males disturbed ...

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I'm glad to hear you're going fine Eva, and same for the baby-boy. And see you writing again is a sign of recovery. It's also touching to see your family getting more and more eager around the future baby. Time not to get stressed, now ! :classic_wink:

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*having male firstborn is our country many people sees as the sign of blessing and boy’s parents, especially father is much honored). Everyone congratulated me. My dad grabbed my Prince and me very firmly, hugged us and thanked us for giving him a grandson kissing us numerous times.

Malicia : « But without girls they couldn't have babies at all ! That blessing is completely luckasta. It's like about redheads, uh. 4chan.gif »

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My Prince? He was happy that child is healthy and alive. Baby’s gender isn’t important to him.

Malicia : « Then he'll be a father very good and very intelligent, yes. :classic_sleepy: »

 

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1 hour ago, Tirloque said:

I'm glad to hear you're going fine Eva, and same for the baby-boy. And see you writing again is a sign of recovery. It's also touching to see your family getting more and more eager around the future baby. Time not to get stressed, now ! :classic_wink:

Malicia : « But without girls they couldn't have babies at all ! That blessing is completely luckasta. It's like about redheads, uh. 4chan.gif »

Malicia : « Then he'll be a father very good and very intelligent, yes. :classic_sleepy: »

 

1. Thank you very, very much my older brother. I wouldn't recover from stress and depression without my wonderful luvs and mom. Of course, there were others involved too, but these three carried the greatest burden. :)

 

2. Agree. Crazy tradition but our society is still very conservative and patriarchal. As for the redheads, my Ivy is infected by @Resdayn and my Prince and she "must" tease Malicija.

I'm not correcting you, on contrary, your usage of Croatian word made me smile because it was wrong. Blessing = Blagoslov (male noun). Therefore it is luckast(i) ;)

 

3. My Prince ... Oh, my I can write a tomes of books about him and how much I worship him, adore him, love him and being thrilled with him. He never cease to amaze me. He's gonna be better father to our boy than my father was to me and Marko to my Ivy. He lives for us and we are his queens, goddesses and true love. :)

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1 hour ago, dharvinia said:

See, I told you a long time ago that I would have a girl and that you would have a boy....Yeah!?

 

Yes, you did tell me. You were right. I doubted I would have a boy, but you knew it. :)

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- As boy's second mother I can tell that he's gonna be enormously loved. My wife Eva is our Princess and we love her with all our being. Prince and I will protect them with our lives. But, I'm gonna conceive too. My husband will make me a baby. Can't wait to hold Eva's son and my baby in my arms. We will be one big happy family. :)

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2 hours ago, Elf Prince said:

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- As boy's second mother I can tell that he's gonna be enormously loved. My wife Eva is our Princess and we love her with all our being. Prince and I will protect them with our lives. But, I'm gonna conceive too. My husband will make me a baby. Can't wait to hold Eva's son and my baby in my arms. We will be one big happy family. :)

Malicia : « You're very right. Prince is gonna make you a baby, and it'll be a nice GIRL. And everyone will be very happy ; even luckasti patriarchs, yes. :classic_sleepy: »

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54 minutes ago, Tirloque said:

and it'll be a nice GIRL

*cough* *cough*

I beg your pardon.... but it will be twins. A girl and a boy. Both of course nice! 

No crystal ball or throwing bones in the ashes will be required to predict it. Equilibrium has it's demands :classic_angel:

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15 minutes ago, worik said:

*cough* *cough*

I beg your pardon.... but it will be twins. A girl and a boy. Both of course nice! 

No crystal ball or throwing bones in the ashes will be required to predict it. Equilibrium has it's demands :classic_angel:

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Malicia : « If balance was important, then there'll be as much redheads than brunettes or blondes, you see ? :classic_lightbulb: And redheads wouldn't be the most intelligent ones either, no. :classic_sleepy: »

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10 hours ago, Tirloque said:

then there'll be as much redheads than brunettes or blondes

Sonner or later they all turn white anyway :classic_rolleyes:

10 hours ago, Tirloque said:

And redheads wouldn't be the most intelligent ones either, no.

There is a certain amount of dispute among the scholars for centuries now. To avoid bias, some shaved their hair or colored it pink, blue or green as a show of good will.

As an affected one of this ^ dispute, nobody would listen to me anyway.

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I often tease my sister saying she might have twins but she only wants one at a time.:classic_laugh:

After I voted girl and saw the results I saw that only 2 voted for boy and 4 for girl I had a feeling it was boy.;)

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10 hours ago, The First Lady of Hats said:

Dammit, I was wrong.

You can't name a baby boy after "Hats" :thonk:

brb I need a Plan B

 

>:D

Sure. Hat is a male noun in our language and he cane be Redhat or Crvenkapić ;)

8 hours ago, FauxFurry said:

Can't one name a baby boy Trilby, Beanie, Fedora or, I don't know, Ushanka?

Why not. Names are names. People all over the world have very weird, funny and stupid names. For instance. During the second world war there were two brothers, partizans who lived in our district and were war heroes. Communist leaders named a street and the furniture company after them: Braća Šupak = Asshole brothers. :D If you don't believe me, google it. :)

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1 hour ago, Jayomms said:

I often tease my sister saying she might have twins but she only wants one at a time.:classic_laugh:

After I voted girl and saw the results I saw that only 2 voted for boy and 4 for girl I had a feeling it was boy.;)

I believed I was carrying a baby girl. Don't know why. But, I'm not disappointed for having a baby boy. :D

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1 hour ago, Deso561PL said:

I'm not voting! I want suprise when it will happend! No kappa

No problem my friend. You will be informed when the baby will be born.

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13 hours ago, Tirloque said:

Malicia : « You're very right. Prince is gonna make you a baby, and it'll be a nice GIRL. And everyone will be very happy ; even luckasti patriarchs, yes. :classic_sleepy: »

LOL. You used Croatian grammar correctly this time and what you said was very nice. I also believe my Ivy will have a baby girl, but she will not be redhead. They are both blond ;)

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19 hours ago, Tirloque said:

Malicia : « If balance was important, then there'll be as much redheads than brunettes or blondes, you see ? :classic_lightbulb: And redheads wouldn't be the most intelligent ones either, no. :classic_sleepy: »

LOL. Redhead will make balance only if there will be extreme breeding between brunettes and blonds (both genders) and it wills till be 50/50 odd.

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