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Malicious Malicia and the Two Horses

Following story is for Tirloque's eccentric character Malicia..

Of course its 100% canon.

 

 

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In the far north of Skyrim, in hold of Winterhold, there was a mere shack, burned ruined house inhabitad by one person and her two horses, she was known by

 

Malicious Malicia the Wicked

 

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Infamous adventurer and sword master, bestiary witch and interdimensional courier abuser and lastly the horse flute bard of the College. She had many titles, not many where true majority was made up by herself, however she hold a dark secret wich no one ever knew, she bonded her horses much more than a bosmer an animal.

 

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Since she was piss poor with a no rooftop house anf no wall at all, she warmed herself by the companionship of her friends the two horses. No wonder she was the best horse flute user , of course she needed learnt somewhere..

 

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At the start only one horse was enough to her, but eventually instead buying a new house she bought another horse to use for pleasure..

 

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Of course her wicked acts was never silent the entire Hold heard her sexual acts..

 

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She was never satisfied with one hole, she taught her horses to do double peentration, Malicia learnt the right magic at the College and used to enchance her body to endure the horses.

 

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But eventually even her unlimited stamina was ran out..

 

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After the Act her horses usually Yell her name..

 

Horse: MALICIA!!!!!! Nyarhrhrhrhrggg.

 

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She was exhausted, tired... yet...

 

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One round is not enough to Malicia, never was enough she do all day all night...

 

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Just now, daedal said:

...how do the horses say her name

Her horses are special ;) 

 

Story meant to be a parody, so things should not make sense.

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xD What the heck. " Horse: MALICIA!!!!!! Nyarhrhrhrhrggg. " Makes total sense. Totally. This was a fun read, nice to you posting! :)

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That entry... At least now we know what do you made a Malicia double for. :lol:

 

Anyway hilarious entry, certainly 100% accurate and logical in every detail. :classic_biggrin:  Though Malicious Malicija or Malicia the Wicked, you'll have to choose. :classic_tongue:

 

Regardless, though the color tones are about right, it seems Malicia's face and curves aren't that easy to imitate. Your body preset seem to be more evenly proportioned, whereas she has more flaws and perks. Good thing in case one of her sisters happens to read this. :classic_angel:

1 hour ago, Resdayn said:

Story meant to be a parody, so things should not make sense.

Malicia : « :classic_blink:

 

I don't know who that girl is, but that's not me, no ! And that's not Caramel either ! And I don't use horses to warm me... :'(

It's a very meany parody, yes ! Smiley_mixag_HFR.jpg»

1 hour ago, daedal said:

...how do the horses say her name

Malicia : « They don't ! My horse doesn't call my name, because he doesn't speak you see ? It's me who call his name ! It's all lies ! :bawling: »

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15 hours ago, Collygon said:

xD What the heck. " Horse: MALICIA!!!!!! Nyarhrhrhrhrggg. " Makes total sense. Totally. This was a fun read, nice to you posting! :)

Thank you :D 

 

I thought making it it more ridicolius is the way XDD, it worked.

15 hours ago, Tirloque said:

That entry... At least now we know what do you made a Malicia double for. :lol:

 

Anyway hilarious entry, certainly 100% accurate and logical in every detail. :classic_biggrin:  Though Malicious Malicija or Malicia the Wicked, you'll have to choose. :classic_tongue:

 

Regardless, though the color tones are about right, it seems Malicia's face and curves aren't that easy to imitate. Your body preset seem to be more evenly proportioned, whereas she has more flaws and perks. Good thing in case one of her sisters happens to read this. :classic_angel:

Malicia : « :classic_blink:

 

I don't know who that girl is, but that's not me, no ! And that's not Caramel either ! And I don't use horses to warm me... :'(

It's a very meany parody, yes ! Smiley_mixag_HFR.jpg»

Malicia : « They don't ! My horse doesn't call my name, because he doesn't speak you see ? It's me who call his name ! It's all lies ! :bawling: »

Thank you :D , honestly our comment war deserved this piece of parody :) .

 

Well when it comes Malicia even the lore bend itself ;) , talking horses make sense.

 

Think her the pornstar version of her ;) , I even gave her freckles since she loves them :). She did her job :) 

 

Well Malicia, you can't deny of this events, we know all this is happened, you can see the evidence and several Winterhold citizens confirmed the events.

 

We never saw you and Caramel together, suspicous, pretty sure he can talk too XD.

14 hours ago, Crw said:

Lol. The horse aims is wicked :D

but I don't know...

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Amazing entry ^_^

Indeed they are, Malicia is strong to tank those horses, her edurance is over 9 000.

 

Thank you :D 

12 hours ago, Jayomms said:

:classic_laugh::classic_biggrin::mrgreen::thumbsup:;)

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This is hilarious. I finally saw malicious Malicija with 2 horses and I can die happy ;)   :D

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11 minutes ago, Elf Prince said:

This is hilarious. I finally saw malicious Malicija with 2 horses and I can die happy ;)   :D

I'm glad you liked :D 

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4 minutes ago, Resdayn said:

I'm glad you liked :D 

They look like two horses my wood elf bought for her birthday. She kept them even after she beaten him and told him to take them away. What a cheater ;)

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6 minutes ago, Elf Prince said:

They look like two horses my wood elf bought for her birthday. She kept them even after she beaten him and told him to take them away. What a cheater ;)

I knew she wanted hide her true intentions from him.

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1 minute ago, Resdayn said:

I knew she wanted hide her true intentions from him.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhaahahahahahhhahahhaaha. There is no single day pas that I do not have "Malicious Malicija" in my mind and I always giggle or smile :)

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34 minutes ago, Elf Prince said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhaahahahahahhhahahhaaha. There is no single day pas that I do not have "Malicious Malicija" in my mind and I always giggle or smile :)

:D 

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Aria: Well.... that was hell of a ride ;) Almost reminds me of when Phe rides me

 

Great work bro, like the addition info

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15 minutes ago, Agent Tex said:

Aria: Well.... that was hell of a ride ;) Almost reminds me of when Phe rides me

 

Great work bro, like the addition info

Thank you :) 

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4 hours ago, Agent Tex said:

Great work bro, like the addition info

What additional info ? XD

8 hours ago, Resdayn said:

Thank you :D , honestly our comment war deserved this piece of parody :) .

Certainly. :classic_biggrin:

 

Though I'm afraid Malicia doesn't appreciate it as much. :classic_angel:

8 hours ago, Resdayn said:

Think her the pornstar version of her ;) , I even gave her freckles since she loves them :). She did her job :) 

Well the real Malicia managed to avoid getting freckles at the last minut (she made the game bug :sweat_smile:), but she isn't saved yet. You went quite heavy on them btw, you really know what she likes... :classic_tongue:

8 hours ago, Resdayn said:

Well Malicia, you can't deny of this events, we know all this is happened, you can see the evidence and several Winterhold citizens confirmed the events.

 

We never saw you and Caramel together, suspicous, pretty sure he can talk too XD.

Malicia : « That's not true, no ! Now people are gonna think I use my horse to warm myself ! That's very meany, yes ! :classic_angry:

 

And I'm not gonna show my Caramel to someone meany, no ! 3Zcs.gif »

7 hours ago, Elf Prince said:

This is hilarious. I finally saw malicious Malicija with 2 horses and I can die happy ;)   :D

Malicia : « :'( »

7 hours ago, Elf Prince said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhaahahahahahhhahahhaaha. There is no single day pas that I do not have "Malicious Malicija" in my mind and I always giggle or smile :)

Same for me, I often find myself giggling alone like an idiot thinking what she would say or do in some situations. It helps improving my mood sometimes.

That's a big praise from you however, thanks for that, I do appreciate it, and she might forgive your having laughed at Resdayn's joke. Smiley_jap_HFR.gif

 

 

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36 minutes ago, Tirloque said:

 

And I'm not gonna show my Caramel to someone meany, no ! 3Zcs.gif »

Rose: And what about me? Will you show me?

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38 minutes ago, Tirloque said:

What additional info ? XD

 

Malicia warming techniches xD.

39 minutes ago, Tirloque said:

Certainly. :classic_biggrin:

 

Yes :D 

39 minutes ago, Tirloque said:

 

Though I'm afraid Malicia doesn't appreciate it as much. :classic_angel:

Well the real Malicia managed to avoid getting freckles at the last minut (she made the game bug :sweat_smile:), but she isn't saved yet. You went quite heavy on them btw, you

 

She just pull Jagar Tharn to hide them  ;) 

39 minutes ago, Tirloque said:

 

Malicia : « That's not true, no ! Now people are gonna think I use my horse to warm myself ! That's very meany, yes ! :classic_angry:

 

And I'm not gonna show my Caramel to someone meany, no ! 3Zcs.gif »

Malicia : « :'( »

 

 

 

I seriusly can't breathe XDDDD.

 

But we saw Caramel, he helped warming you ;) 

41 minutes ago, Tirloque said:

 

Same for me, I often find myself giggling alone like an idiot thinking what she would say or do in some situations. It helps improving my mood sometimes.

That's a big praise from you however, thanks for that, I do appreciate it, and she might forgive your having laughed at Resdayn's joke. Smiley_jap_HFR.gif

 

 

 Well I guess how fun it is XD, she love tease people, but sometimes its bites back ;) 

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1 hour ago, Resdayn said:

I seriusly can't breathe XDDDD.

^^

1 hour ago, Resdayn said:

 Well I guess how fun it is XD, she love tease people, but sometimes its bites back ;) 

I guess so. She prefers to be the teasing, rather than the teased one. But don't worry she'll find something to avenge herself eventually. :classic_tongue:

 

1 hour ago, Crw said:

 

Rose: And what about me? Will you show me?

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Malicia : « Alright, but it's only because it's you, yes. :classic_lightbulb:

 

Resdayn, you've been very bad, so don't look okay ? nonv.gif

 

Here's Caramel :

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That's him. He doesn't talk 'cause he's a horse, but he's still very intelligent, yes.

 

 

 

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He wears only the best saddles, so he can be pretty just like me, you see ? 

 

 

 

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He can galop very fast ; much faster than Grisendre, Alfsigr or even Noircrin, uh. That's because he wants to be the best horse of his time. :classic_sleepy:

 

 

 

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And of course he likes me very much, 'cause he likes to be brushed on the back and stroked on the head. Plus he looks if I've brought him carrots or not.  :classic_lightbulb:

 

 

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@Crw : how could she resist after being asked so nicely ? ^^

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A song to Trilog's Malicija:

 

Malicija is not malicious

She is delicious

How do I know that

I saw her naked :classic_biggrin:

 

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8 hours ago, Tirloque said:

 

@Crw : how could she resist after being asked so nicely ? ^^

I'm afraid she couldn't resist. Among other things, we need to remember that they can secretly consist in collusion over the color of the hair. (Redhead Sisterhood) 

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9 hours ago, Elf Prince said:

A song to Trilog's Malicija:

 

Malicija is not malicious

She is delicious

How do I know that

I saw her naked :classic_biggrin:

 

LOL

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2 hours ago, Crw said:

I'm afraid she couldn't resist. Among other things, we need to remember that they can secretly consist in collusion over the color of the hair. (Redhead Sisterhood) 

Or the Ginger Gang. :classic_biggrin:

I think they might have more than just hair in common though, as they're getting along quite well. Sometime in the future, hopefully, you'll get to see the youngest sister of the Marsoric, which despite being even more "ginger" than Malicia doesn't have anything in common with her in terms of personality.  :classic_smile:

17 hours ago, Agent Tex said:

Aria: Well.... that was hell of a ride ;) Almost reminds me of when Phe rides me

 

Great work bro, like the addition info

Malicia : « It's all lies, I don't ride that way ! Don't believe it, Aria, no ! :classic_undecided: »

10 hours ago, Elf Prince said:

A song to Trilog's Malicija:

 

Malicija is not malicious

She is delicious

How do I know that

I saw her naked :classic_biggrin:

Malicia : « You're being very lovely, Prince, that's nice. Here, take a cookie -> cookies-aux-pepites-de-chocolat.jpeg:classic_happy: »

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Tirloque said:

Ginger Gang.

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Sometime in the future, hopefully, you'll get to see the youngest sister of the Marsoric, which despite being even more "ginger" than Malicia doesn't have anything in common with her in terms of personality :classic_smile:

Lol. :D

Yay ^_^ 

Can't wait to see ^_^

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