Agnar: Stop!

Agnar: Dodging!!!


*Swings blade, Agnar ducks*

*Agnar kicking Emily*
Emily: Ah!

Emily: oof.
Agnar: HAAA!!

Emily: Whoa!!
*Emily jumping back*

Emily: Ah?

Emily: Ow, fccot about the ledge.

Agnar: Now!

Agnar: DIE!

*Planting hand on ground*

Agnar: HA!!!
*Blade stabs into ground*


Agnar: Why the fuck are you still able to dodge me!?
Emily: I’m a nudist you idiot.

Emily: Unlike you, I’m not armored so I’m less protected, so I have to dodge. It also still makes me faster than you especially after fighting against guys much faster than you.

Agnar: Faster than me huh? Well then I’ll just wear you down till you can’t dodge at all.

Emily: Not happening!!!

Agnar: AGH!!!
Emily: You’ll die to this before I die to that stupid blade of yours.

Agnar: This is

Agnar: Nothing!
*Agnar ducking out from death stream*
Emily: Wha!?

Agnar: HA!
*Blade slicing air*

Emily: HEYA!!
*Agnar Ducking*

Agnar: Fuck!
*Emily dodging*

Agnar: Bitch stop dodging!

Agnar: and FIGHT!
*Emily ducking*

Emily: You first!
*Agnar dodging*
Agnar: Actually

Agnar: This is a counter!
Emily: AH!

Agnar: GOT YOU!!!

*Sound of blades scraping*

Agnar: That’s it you bitch, prep-

Emily: HA!!!
Agnar: GAAH!!!


Satsuki: HAAA!!!

*Dremora being decapitated*

Dremora: Another who seeks dea-

*Slicing sound*

F1342: Well…..that was….interesting.

Satsuki: Are you done summoning.

Satsuki: or are you gonna summon another 10 more.
F1342: No.

F1342: Just one big one.
*summing sound*

F1342: Satsuki, meet my best warrior.

F1342: My cursed Dremora.
Cursed Dremora: Prepare to die.

Satsuki: Lets see how tough your best warrior is.

Cursed Dremora: I honor my lord, by destroying you!

Emily: HEYA!

Agnar: RAH!!

Agnar: HAAA!!!

Agnar: HA!

*Blade piercing armor*
Agnar: GAH!

Agnar: You little cunt!
*Agnar missing kick*

*Blade piercing armor again*
Agnar: AHH!!

Emily: and that’s that.
Agnar: Heh heh heh.

Agnar: Kidding.
Emily: Huh?

Agnar: You really think it’d be that easy!
*Blading cutting through air*

Agnar: When I was reborn, I was given blood of a powerful daedra, one that could heal from anything.

Agnar: and under an eclipse I gain even more power.

Agnar: so please bitch keep trying.

Agnar: But not a single person on Nirn can kill me.

Cursed Dremora: YOU ARE WEAK!

Cursed Dremora: MORTAL!!!!

*Satsuki inhaling*

Satsuki: HA!!!
*Slashes up upward swing*
Cursed Dremora: GAH!

Cursed Dremora: HOW DARE YO-
*Satsuki jumps*

*Flesh slicing*

F1342: Well…..that went differently.

*Satsuki running*
F1342: Waitwaitwait I surrender!

F1342: I surrender, I can only summon things, my job is only to protect Sir Dagger-Fist.

F1342: Nothing more, I’ll go and take him with me, just don’t kill me.

Satsuki: You swear by the gods?

F1342: Yes, I will take him with me immediately.

Satsuki: ……..very well.

Satsuki: But don’t try anything else, got it.
F1342: Y-Yes.

F1342: I understand.

Agnar: HA!!!

Emily: HEYA!!!

Agnar: Got you!
*blade scratching against armor*

Emily: this is number 12 for me.

Agnar: you bitch!

Agnar: RAAAH!!!

*Blades clashing*

Emily: Why did you even bother finding me, is killing me really that worth it.

Agnar: After my time in that damn hole, it sure as fuck is, I will never stop until i-

F1342: Sir Dagger-Fist please fall back.
Agnar: What?!

Agnar: Ah!
*Blade swipes air*

Satsuki: Emily hold on a moment.

Satsuki: I think I might have figured out how to solve this without needing to continue.
Emily: Are you kidding, I was winning.

Satsuki: From what I saw barely, you’ve killed him once and I understand your hatred for him, but you should consider that the fact that you could be killed too.

Satsuki: and I’d rather that not happen my cut-I mean student.
Emily: *sigh* yes sensei….wait were you about to call me cute?

*background*Satsuki: No!
*background*Emily: you were weren’t you!
Agnar: What’s the meaning of this, I was wearing her down.
F1342: Yes I’m aware but.

F1342: That girl behind me is the problem.
Agnar: Pft yeah right.

F1342: I’m very serious Sir

F1342: She took out my best Dremora, one you have yet to defeat, without breaking a sweat.
Agnar: So what?

Agnar: That was just a fluke, he’s always getting over confid-
F1342: It was not.

F1342: In my time working for Master I have found zero warriors who could even out match him until today, it was no fluke Sir Dagger-Fist.

This woman will be the end of you.
Agnar: Ha.

Agnar: You forget F13….whatever, I’m immortal, there’s no way I could lose to her.
F1342: Do you hear yourself. In Lady Hallflames name you are Arrogant!

F1342: You keep acting like you’re the best, but you’re probably our worst commander so far. You were murdered by an 18 year old girl. You’ve barely improved since you were resurrected. Fucks sake I’m amazed Lady Hellfir-, I mean Master even put up with that. What kind of Jackass loses to a naked Slut then tries to do it twice!
*Emily starts laughing*

Agnar: Shut it Slut!
Emily: HAHAHA, No Wonder you’re so easy to dodge, you didn’t even properly train.

F1342: She’s right. 4 years and no serious improvement, just relying on that healing factor.

F1342: If you keep this up you’ll be defeated by her ag-

F1342: GAHH!!!


Emily: Whoa.

Satsuki: How….cruel.

Agnar: The help should not be talking down to their masters.

*Pulls blade out and walks away*
F1342: AGH!
Agnar: I’ve had enough of this play.

Agnar: Daughter of Lily, Emily Heavy-Iron!
*Agnar Lundges*

Agnar: I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU!!!

Emily: Just try you Back stabbing Skeever!!!

Emily: HAAA!!!
Agnar: RAAAHH!!!

*Blades clashing in background*
F1342: Agh.

F1342: That….fucking bastard.

F1342: Fine if you won’t retreat, I’ll deal with this problem myself.

Satsuki: Hm? Oh she’s still alive.

Satsuki: What’s she doing?
F1342: Oh spirits of the ruin

F1342: Hear me, I ask this of you.
*Blades clashing in background*

F1342: Bless me with one of your great warriors.
*Blades clashing in background*

F1342: So they may rid me of the foes before me.
*Blades clashing in background*

F1342: Lay waste the three that surround me.
*Blades clashing in background*

Satsuki: Oh no.

F1342: Bring me the Titan that lies inside of you.
*Blades clashing in background*

F1342: I call upon you sleeping in the Labyrthian, my sleeping giant.
*Blades clashing in background*

F1342: NOW COME FORTH FROM YOUR HOME!!!
*Blades clashing in background*

F1342: SENTINEL RUNE, RELEASE-
*Blades clashing in background*

*Stabbed into ground*
F1342: AGH!!!
*Blades clashing in background*

Satsuki: *relaxed sigh* that was close.
*Blades clashing in background*

Satsuki: Hm?
*Blades clashing in background*

Satsuki: What is that?
*Blades clashing in background*

*Background* Emily: HEYA!!!
*Background* Agnar: GAH!!!
*Blades clashing in background*

*Background* Agnar: Cunt!
Satsuki: Oh.
*Blades clashing in background*

Satsuki: it’s a rune.
*Blades clashing in background*

Agnar: YAAAH!!!
*Blade cutting air*

Satsuki: Still.
*Blades clashing in background*

Satsuki: I’ve never seen a rune like this on-
*Blades clashing in background*

*Rune explodes and stones fly out*
Satsuki: GAH!!!
*Blades clashing in background*

Satsuki: Ow.
*Blades clashing in background*

Satsuki: Strange, I through runes were supposed to explode when you st-
*Blades clashing in background*

*Stone shifting sound*
Satsuki: Oh.
*Blades clashing in background*

Agnar: HAAA!!!
*armor clanking while running*

Emily: AAAHH!!!
*running*

Emily: YAAAH!!!
Agnar: AAAHH!!!

*Satsuki tackling Emily*
Agnar: Ah!?

Emily: Ooof, w-what!?

Emily: Satsuki what the fu-
Satsuki: We need to ru-

Agnar: HA!!!

Agnar: GOT YO-

*Large stone hitting ground, auditable bone cracking sounds*

*Stone moving away*
Agnar:……*cough*.
*Agnar twitches*

*Stone shifting sounds*



Emily: Satsuki?
*Agnar twitches again*
Satsuki: Yes.

Emily: Where did this thing come from and why didn’t I notice it until now?
Satsuki: From that summoner and also you were hyper focused on killing Agnar.
Emily: oh.

Emily: Well fuck.
*Stone shifting sounds*