Good Old Uncle

Ognar: Uhhhhhh

Voice: My poor Ognar... Hey Ognar!!

Sheogorath: Hi there!!

Ognar: Who are you?..

Sheogorath: The one who can understand your problem...only I can

Sheogorath: Do you remember me Ognar?

Ognar: No..

Sheogorath: I am the good old uncle Sheogorath.. I was always with you.. not REMEMBER?

Ognar: Uncle Sheo?

Sheogorath: Yes Ognar... Good old Sheogorath..

Ognar: Uncle what is my problem?

Sheogorath: Listen well Ognar..

Sheogorath: You are mad..

Ognar: No it can't be I am sane...

Sheogorath: No Ognar, I know you are, no one knows better than me, do you know why?

Sheogorath: I am the Prince of Madness! Hahahahahhahah!! Sheogorath!!! I am the madness itself!!!

Ognar: It can't be...

Sheogorath: Hahahah! No Ognar.. The fact I am here is the evidence.. Why I am here? BECAUSE I AM IN YOU!!! Hahahahah! I was always there...

Ognar: But....it can't be right?

Sheogorath: I am here front of you... Ognar.. you can't deny it..I'm not lying..

Sheogorath: Now then Make Uncle Sheogorath PROUD!! Accept the truth... you are MAD!!! Hahahahah!

Ognar: Aeeeuueuaueaueuaue!!!! Aeeeeee!!!?

Sheogorath: Hahahahahahh! Finally!! You did it...

Sheogorath: Now then Ognar stand up, there is a sword...there.. take up.. look to the door...

Ognar: Aaaaaa!!

Ognar:Eeeeeee!!

Sheogorath: Now then Open the door AND!!!! Show everyone how sane you are by PLUCKING THEIR EYE AND!!! STAB them nicely, after all you are gentle person...Ognar

SCREAMING sounds behind in the door..

Sheogorath: Ohhh its music to my ears... Uncle Sheogorath did good deed again, I helped poor boy...with his problem..

Sheogorath: I got bored AGAIN!! I guess Sheogorath could do more charity those who need...

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