Hello guys!   Please, let me introduce myself...   ...my name is Hope.   Narrator Hope: I was born and *mostly* raised here, in the lovely, dry and dusty little shithole that is the town of Chestnut Ridge.   Thankfully, I will be moving to Britchester after the Summer brake to go to college. But until then, I have to work as a bartender in my mother's pub, so let's get going with the introductions, shall we?   Narrator Hope: This...is