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Sick, perverted, and mean skinny bitch


Evaloves4

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Two wonderful things happened this week. I was a maid of honor to Irena on her wedding anniversary during her wedding bow renewal with Damir, and my Prince was his best man. I think she was happier that she’d become a member of our family than she was about her wedding anniversary. Anyway, it was a good small ceremony in “XXX” catholic church with us and their few friends. Then we had a special supper in a small nice restaurant. As always, my Ivy and I fucked my Prince good in the lady’s restroom.

 

 

If I didn’t have Antonio, I would have waited for months to get my gun-carrying permit, but thanks to him who owes the security agency, I only had to do mental and physical checks and pay the various fees and taxes. He did everything else, according to the law. Anyway, I got my permit yesterday morning and he came in the afternoon and gave me a brand-new registered gun with a box of wooden bullets. My Ivy will teach me everything else about it. Precious said I was not a princess anymore because they did not carry guns.😅

 

 

We had a big barbecue family gathering on our beach on International Labor Day. My Prince invited the twins' parents and their children but they thanked us and said they’d spend the day with their family. Anyway, everyone brought something (beverages or salad) while our three male seniors, our dads, and Antonio grilled fish, pork, and calf meat. The three of us were spared from serving people. It was my Frans’, Ivan’s, Stipe’s and Damir’s duty. Everything was perfect and we had a lot of fun. After group sex with Irena in our shack (the three of us and her), Silvano approached my Prince and asked him if he would allow him and Malicija to have sex in our shack. (He was soooo cute being red in the face). My Prince told him that he saw no problem but he must ask my Ivy and me too. Since we were sitting near to my Prince smooching, we heard their conversation. He took a deep breath and said to my Prince:

- I have no problem asking Mrs. Eva but asking Mrs. Ivy is like kissing the snake. You never know if she’ll bite you.

My Ivy and I blasted in laughter. My Prince asked him if he wanted him to speak with us and Silvano confirmed. He asked us and I said yes, but my Ivy decided to tease Silvano and Malicija. She said he had to ask her by himself. So Silvano approached us and he muttered during asking us. It amused my Ivy very much. She said yes, but she had one condition: Malicija must smooch with Lidija. Hearing it he said: “Forget it” and he went to Malicija to tell her bad news. Pretty soon Malicija approached us and angrily said to my Ivy:

- You are one sick, perverted, and mean skinny bitch! You know I am straight and you equally requested me to smooch with Lidija … Why???

Ivy: Have no special reason.

Malicija: You’re crazy, but I have news for you, I will do it despite you.

So, she went to Lidija and we saw her speaking something to her ear. Lidija looked at us (my Ivy), gave her a fake smile, and kissed Malicija on her lips. My Ivy stood on her feet, approached them, and said;

- No, no, no, no, noooo. That won’t do it. You, dolls must use tongues. I want to see your tongue dance.

While Malicija walked away in anger, Lidija showered my Ivy with insults and swears. We died laughing. Then my Ivy approached Malicija and said she was just joking and that they may use our shack for sex. They did, but when they came out, everyone was teasing them, but our parents who were playing with the children. Anyway, we told Silvano that next time he shouldn’t ask us if he is allowed to have sex in our shack. If it is empty, he should simply go there and do it. Poor guy almost gave up on sex on our property because of teasing.😄

 

 

Mikey’s birthday is next week. He is very excited about it.

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Jay-Omms

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Precious said I was not a princess anymore because they did not carry guns.

 

So you just got promoted to Queen now. :lol:

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Ivy is like kissing the snake. You never know if she’ll bite you.

 

That line makes me think of Forrest Gump. Life is like a box of chocolates you never know whatcha gon get. :sweat_smile:

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Mikey’s birthday is next week. He is very excited about it.

 

And then my first nephew, then my younger brother and after that my good friend my Mikey who passed away 2 years ago God rest his soul. 🙏:heart:;):thumbsup:

Wow that's two Mikeys so far that I know are gone to the other side now my uncle Mikey. R.I.P. 🙏

dharvinia

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Precious said I was not a princess anymore because they did not carry guns

So very true, however, sometimes princesses carry swords and shields. 😉

 

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Mikey’s birthday is next week. He is very excited about it.

Yes, congratulations, birthdays are very exciting ......until the number gets a bit high. 😂

Mikey should try defying Gravity.

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worik

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Precious said I was not a princess anymore because they did not carry guns.😅

She is right 🧐 

Princesses prefer stylish swords. Trust me.

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Evaloves4

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9 hours ago, Jay-Omms said:

So you just got promoted to Queen now. :lol:

 

8 hours ago, dharvinia said:

So very true, however, sometimes princesses carry swords and shields.

 

7 hours ago, worik said:

She is right 🧐 

Princesses prefer stylish swords. Trust me.

> The kind of princess Precious is familiar with is an aristocrat, beautiful, wears fancy dresses, and spends time in front of the mirror. Her weapons are dresses and makeup. (And it's not my influence. She figured it out by herself).😁

 

9 hours ago, Jay-Omms said:

And then my first nephew, then my younger brother and after that my good friend my Mikey who passed away 2 years ago God rest his soul. 🙏:heart:;):thumbsup:

Wow that's two Mikeys so far that I know are gone to the other side now my uncle Mikey. R.I.P.

> Sorry to hear that, my friend.😓

 

8 hours ago, dharvinia said:

Yes, congratulations, birthdays are very exciting ......until the number gets a bit high. 😂

Mikey should try defying Gravity.

> Yeap, years are our friends when we were young, later on, they are less friendly. :classic_smile:

> Oh, he does that all the time. he imitates Hulk jumps and is disappointed sometimes he can't jump as high and far as he does.

chooseChaos

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Precious said I was not a princess anymore because they did not carry guns.

 

22 hours ago, dharvinia said:

 

So very true, however, sometimes princesses carry swords and shields. 😉

 

21 hours ago, worik said:

She is right 🧐 

Princesses prefer stylish swords. Trust me.

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'cause Princesses sometimes carry weapons with them:

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Here, for example, Victoria the Swedish Crown Princess

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and I bet she doesn't use wooden bullets, so watch out! 😁

 

worik

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1 hour ago, chooseChaos said:

Here, for example, Victoria the Swedish Crown Princess

 

:classic_cool: 🫡  🇸🇪

Reminds me to try to find again that fan fiction rewriting of Richard III. where the Prince of Wales is the Princess of Wales  and such little corrections to the original plot

Evaloves4

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14 hours ago, chooseChaos said:

 

 

Me an Mr. Mutombo  1m79dj.jpg

'cause Princesses sometimes carry weapons with them:

  Reveal hidden contents

Here, for example, Victoria the Swedish Crown Princess

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and I bet she doesn't use wooden bullets, so watch out! 😁

 

> The (classic) fairy tales in our country do not contain princesses with guns. They do not acknowledge and accept modern princesses who live modern lives. You'd be surprised how many children like classic fairy tales.


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