I can’t sleep. While my luvs are sleeping like babies after excellent sex, I am enjoying my chamomile tea and decided to post this diary.

My Prince had a birthday yesterday. Those of you who follow my diaries know he doesn’t celebrate his birthday. Being told that their tata doesn’t celebrate his birthday, our children, Mikey and Precious drew very nice pictures of him and them anyway and gave them to him during our morning family coffee. When they gave it to him, each of them hugged him firmly, kissed him, and said:

- I love you, tata.

My Prince melted and his eyes filled with tears. He knew they just wished him happy birthday but he accepted it for he’ll do anything for them and he knows how much receiving their drawings means to them. He kissed them back, thanked them, and put their drawings on the wall of our living room. The rest of us said no word to him about his birthday, but we already agreed that we going to have a barbecue tomorrow (today) on our beach in his honor. We do that last few years under “family gathering” parole so he won’t be leaving the party. In the case of rain, we’ll have it on our balcony. Anyway, here comes the very funny part.

When we arrived at my office, we had a short briefing after which my Fran pulled a small box out of his desk drawer and gave it to my Prince saying:

- Look, this is NOT a gift for your birthday, Prince. You are my friend and the family and I wanted to give you something I know you like very much. It coincidentally fell on this day. Anyway, please open it.

My Prince thanked him and while he was opening the box, my Fran looked at me and winked. At that moment I realized he was up to something. When my Prince opened the box, he took out: one brown chocolate, one very dark chocolate, and the bag of caramels. I realized what he had just done and although I tried hard, I couldn’t hold it anymore and I blasted into laughter.

Ivy (to my Fran): You son of a gay! You’re dead.

My Prince? He behaved normally. He thanked him although he knew my Fran just joked with him. (I am sure you also know that my Fran was teasing him for his weakness toward colored girls).

Fran (smilingly): So, how do you like the gift, Prince? Which one is your favorite?

My Prince opened the chocolates and the bag of caramels. Offering them to us, he peacefully replied:

- I like it very much. Thanks again. I have no favorites, Fran for I like them all.

Fran (laughingly): Just as I thought. Well, enjoy, my friend.

My Fran told me later that he expected my Prince’s reaction and how he is a little bit disappointed he and my Ivy didn’t react at all. Buuuuut, my Ivy also told me later that she and my Prince died laughing when they went to the hotel bar. They didn’t want to give any satisfaction to my Fran. My Ivy decided to pay him back. So, being in the Hotel bar because many workers knew it was his birthday and they wanted to treat him with a drink, my Ivy talked to the chief of the bar and asked him to help her prank my Fran. When she told him what he did to my Prince, he laughed and decided to help. Before the prank my Prince treated with drinks our workers. One person from every department came to the bar to collect the drinks for his/her colleagues. Here is interesting cultural thing: You don't have to celebrate your birthday, but you have to treat your friends and co-workers with drink, just as you do not turn down offered drinks from them. Anyway, here is my Ivy's prank:

We were working when my Fran’s phone rang.

Fran: Yes?

The chief of the bar: This is “xxx”, chief of the bar. Mr. Fran, somebody left a bottle of whiskey for you in the bar. I didn’t see who was it, but the waiters think it was your husband. Do you want me to bring it to you, or you will come over and pick it up?

Fran: Would you be kind, please and bring it to my office?

The chief: No, problem, sir.

Fran: Thank you.

When they finished the conversation, my Fran was very excited that his husband Stipe bought him a whiskey. He said he’ll call him and thanked him after he taste it first. When the chief brought him the whiskey, my Fran thanked him, opened the package, and thrillingly invited me to join him. I thanked him but I rejected saying that I am not in the mood for sharp drinks. He poured the glass for himself and taking a big sip he spitted it out saying:

- What the fuck? This is not a whiskey! It is ice tea that smells and looks like whiskey ….

He was about to call the bar when he stopped. After a few moments of thinking, he started to laugh and said:

- Crazy long-legged savage …. She pranked me.

Me (laughingly): You know how touchy she is when someone is messing with my Prince. You shouldn’t prank him in the first place.

But he was glad that my Ivy reacted to his prank. It was that he missed a lot the first time. I called my Ivy and told her that her prank was successful, telling her in detail what happened. She laughed hard. Later on, my luvs came to my office and after kissing me, my Ivy asked my Fran:

- How was your whiskey, Fran? I heard you didn’t like it much for some reason.

Fran (laughingly): You are gooood, daaaamnnnn gooood, blonde savage, although I expected and preferred Prince to get me, not you.

Ivy: You know he isn’t into such things. That’s why he has me. I will always get you whenever you do something to him.

Fran: That’s fair. But, enough of pranks …. Anyone wants some REAL whisky this time …. with ice?

Prince: I want whiskey with one cube of dark chocolate, please.

We all blasted in laughter. The rest of the day we spent working and when we came home, my mom treated us with my Prince’s favorite cakes: lemon cream cheesecake and cherry cake. Our children loved it a lot and we were all melted watching them sitting on his tata’s lap and enjoying in cake eating from his spoon and kissing him after every bite. After the evening routine and putting the children to sleep, we had very good sex in our bedroom. My Ivy and I were dressed like sexy nurses. So, you can only imagine how horny he was and how good he fucked us both. I wish my Prince would let us celebrate his birthday for I assure, you, we would organize epic birthday parties for him which he will never forget.