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Is she carrying your baby?


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We had a great time with Lidija and Ivan during our lunch in Sunday. They both learned valuable lesson from my Prince. It started when Ivan commended Lidija's cooking. She said that all praise goes to my Prince who taught her what and how to do it. You know my Prince, he didn't want to take any credit. He said Lidija did all cooking alone and he was just monitoring. Lidija called him a liar saying that she wouldn't made it without his help. My Ivy couldn't resist not to tease her hearing her calling my Prince a liar. She said to her:

- How dare you call my husband a liar?! (winking to Ivan) If he is a liar why don't you ask your fiancee who is the father of my baby?

I assure you: the "provocation" will fail if Lidija wouldn't be very naive. She looked at my Prince who avoided her look fighting hard to not to blast in the laughter. She looked at me and I just gave her "I don't know what she's talking about" look, and finally, she looked at Ivan who accepted Ivy's game and made serious face. Lidija stood on her feet and started to stutter:

- Is it true, Ivan? Is she carrying your baby?

Ivan: I don't know, honey.

Lidija was very shocked:

- YOU DON'T KNOW???!!!

Her eyes filled with tears.  My Prince reacted immediately. He came to her side of the table, hugged her and said that Ivy was just teasing her. He requested from Ivy to apologize to her. My Ivy said she was just joking and that she never had sex with Ivan and she never will because she loves them both very much. Lidija looked at her very angrily and she told her very seriously:

- Don't ever do this to me again? You hear me?! NEVER!!!

My Ivy said again she is sorry and she promised she won't do it. My Prince placed Lidija in his lap and cuddling her hair while she laid her head on his shoulder, he told her:

- Lidija, I'm sorry. We didn't know it will hit you so hard. But, dear, you should know Ivy by now. She loves you very much and teasing you is her way to show you how much she loves you. She does it to me, Eva and Fran all the time. I agree, she crossed the line, but you, my dear, are too naive ......  Say, how much you trust Ivan?

Lidija: I trust him with all my heart.

Prince: I have to disappoint you, Lidija. Your reaction just showed you don't trust him. You believed Ivy's and Ivan's saying that was mere joke ..... Lidija, I know you very well. If anyone, even Ivan himself would come to me accusing you for cheating or stilling without concrete proof: place, time, witnesses, I wouldn't believe them. Don't you think we'll tell you if Ivy would carry his baby? Do you think he will sit us at the table if it was the true? .... Listen honey, love is not jealous, it is not selfish and insecure. Love trusts. It believes and hope.

Prince to Ivan: Do you trust Lidija?

Ivan: I do.

Prince: You know how much we love each other as brother and sister. What would you say if someone accused her that she slept with me?

Ivan: I wouldn't believe it. I know you and I know her. I wouldn't believe it even she tells me herself. I would believe if both of you tell me you did it.

Ivy: You are lucky she is not caramel skin girl, Ivan!

We all blasted in laughter. My Prince said that he will not sleep with her even if she would be caramel skin girl because he respect her and love her too much. Lidija sighed, kissed my Prince on the cheek and she sat in Ivan's lap. She wrapped her hands around his neck, kissed his lips and asked him to forgive her for being foolish. Ivan said that all is fine and that both of them learned very valuable lesson. Before they left, we hugged each other. Lidija embraced my Prince very firmly and holding him tight she said she loves him very much.

 

I will close this diary with two events. First, we had wonderful "birthday" party for Mikey. My Prince prepared two meals for him he never ate before. One is blended carrot and second one is banana with honey. Mikey accepted blended carrot, but after he tried banana with honey, he spitted out the carrot when my Prince gave him again. He tried to trick him few times and every time Mikey spitted carrot into my Prince's face. We laughed hard. Second event was with my Fran. He got 25 Trojans on his laptop after installing some freeware program. He wanted to take it to professionals to clean it, but my Prince offered to do it for free to save his money. After two and half hours of "fighting" with Trojans using various antivirus tools and programs, my Prince cleaned his laptop and all data were saved. Fran was so happy and thrilled that he wanted to kiss him on the cheek. My Prince didn't let him and for the first time in his life, my Prince ran away from Fran who chased him to kiss him. My Ivy and I died laughing.

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Fran:  you will continue to poke prince until he roars, then you will get unset at him for becoming the monster you created. :wink:

 

Eva: My daughter just loves banana and honey. I used to think that was an invention from this area...apparently not.:hushed:

 

Ivy: be careful how you jest, one person's comedy is another's insult.  :cool:?

 

Prince: Even Salomon himself was not as wise as you. :cool:?

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14 hours ago, dharvinia said:

Fran:  you will continue to poke prince until he roars, then you will get unset at him for becoming the monster you created. :wink:

 

Eva: My daughter just loves banana and honey. I used to think that was an invention from this area...apparently not.:hushed:

 

Ivy: be careful how you jest, one person's comedy is another's insult.  :cool:?

 

Prince: Even Salomon himself was not as wise as you. :cool:?

> He was lucky my Prince didn't throw him into the sea. I don't know why he decided to ran. completely unexpected.

> My Ivy and I didn't know about banana and honey until we saw my Prince eat it. later on it became regular part of our food sex. ;)

> My Ivy was, is and always will be little crazy. She simply doesn't see the consequences of her jokes and pranks sometimes. The good news is that once she was told she crossed the line, she always apologizes and doesn't repeat the same mistake.

> He is very wise. We learned a lot from him.

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