She's not really fooling anyone while trying to cover herself.

I figured out how to make things glow on their own.

Someone doesn't really know what they're missing....

A shot from lighting-testing-in-progress.

The end.

Hope you enjoyed!

An A+ curve.

Sometimes you gotta turn the other cheek.  Especially if they both look this good.

Insert favorite thong song here!

Not pulling the plug on this one, yet.

In simplicity, there is virtue. Even in shots of naked women.

Caption not required.

"She's not naked!  She has a jewel in her navel!"

Still love this pose. And many others.

Ending with a look back at a cl-ASS-ic outfit.

"Should I be reading stop or go?  I don't know."

Moon over Markarth. Of a(ss) sort.

Colene: "Hey, screenshot taker... are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

.....

......No.

After some social climbing, Solitude can be.... pretty hip.

Um, not what they meant by "The Reach".

Ah, the crack of Dawn....star.  Low hanging fruit, as well some more peachy.

Colene casts Megaflare!  Nothing happens.

Nocturnal can sometimes be very transparent.

The Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary is quite behind the times in my game.

Ever take a screenshot that was so good, you briefly consider giving it up all together because you think you'll never take a better one? This is one of those.

Colene was NOT sick that day.

When you stare into the Ass, the Ass will sometimes stare into.... wait, that's not right...

And with that, this entry comes to an end.

That's not all that reASSuring, Belethor.

So much for attempted morale boosting.

Balgruuf: "If you dressed like that, Irileth, I might sit up straight in this char, if you know what I mean."

Well, two of them technically are..

Some NPCs are really hard to shock.

I'll never understand Skyrim fashion.

So says the woman who has been "planning her wedding" for years...

Colene: "So do I."

Uh, you're a farmhand on my plantation.  Rosa is the steward. So yes, you DO see this every day.

THAT'S what you notice?  How are you even seeing it?

Yes, that is a thing that could happen.  Always be aware of your surroundings.

On that note, we shall end.

There's a certain appeal to simplicity.

As(s) well as in enlightenment.

* hums something about violet delights... *

"Water 'bout me, it isn't fair...."

At least she won't be under-dressed for this hotel...

Hopefully the tenant won't mind a visitor when they're not there...

Colene walks into a lounge. "Why so blue?: she asks.

"I hope there's no cover charge...."

That graphic on the wall certainly isn't subtle.

"This stage is comfier than it looks."

"This is a great place; Too bad nothing fits me." Of course it doesn't; this stuff is all UNP and I use CBBE.

Ah, the wonderful Bunker.  It should be a good stopping place, for now.

  All these shots will feature my only Skyrim character:

Her name is Colene Fire-Tresses - named after a character in a book series that had no small effect on my life.  There will be lots of cheeky (heh) photos, but since I don't actually use sexlab, don't expect any tongue-in-cheek (or othet places) pictures.

So, presenting a Half-Assed Tour of Skyrim.

Here's the shot that's inspired all the others, taken in GomaPero Land.

I'd have thought SOMEONE would have shown up in art cl-ass (See what I did there) for this.

For a vampire castle, Castle Volkihar, sure gets a lot of sunlight. At least this picture has a moon in it.

Insert favorite boner joke here.

Vex knows better than to question a Nightengale's fashion sense.

Must be the weekend, or a bunch of students are really going to fall behind.

Still love the Underground Bathhouse.

Ah, good old Honeyside.

She didn't know there was a dress code for dinner.

That's The End for now - I don't want to blow my whole load of pictures in the first entry.