Don't panic. Take a deep breath and repeat our new mantra.

"Gukahn will have no choice but to deliver lewds in the next one. Gukahn has no choice or we'll find him, chain him to a computer and force him to do it! WE'RE HERE FOR LEWDS DAMN IT!"

We good? o.o Almost 200 entrys in this blog, almost NONE of them have no sexscenes, quite the opposite.. Almost none had story sometimes xD and now I am doing this to you. Do not fear my hornys.. Lewds are coming u.u Pommes )

Got you for a second didn't I? 

Of course there would be at least a few nice boobies to be amazed by u_u 

I am not a monster <,<

But the majority of those juicys will have to wait until the next chapter. Because.. Honestly? Urgz.. After all of this, making the ending to be sexscenes doesn't sit quite right with me.🤔 

(Btw I know it looks like I'm faster than before but trust me.. Hardest scenes I've done in a long time x,X Sexscenes take much, much more effort for the none clipping alignments and other fancy stuff but that.. I have to try a lot to make it as good as it came out x,x and especially the endingshots.. Fuuuck it's still not perfect but I'm okay with how it looks now. Hope you liked it ^^) 

   Name: 

Arlan

 Alias:

Motherfucker

 Chapter:

Every chapter

Race:

 Daedric/Nord(?)

Sexuality:

Heterosexual

 Magic:

??? & ???

  Status:

 Alive

         Background:

Hurts to say but this is our main charackter. A walking, talking bag of issues and perverted kinks not easy to contain.

He can be useful, if he wants to, he might help you, if you're cute or he might decide to just push you against

the wall and take you in front of your spous, parents, pets or the whole town and has no problem

with letting either of those join the fun. (Unrelated of if they want to or not.)

His weird ability  to turn into animals and monsters, combined

with his "retard "strentgh make him the perfect tool if you know how to use him.

But other than that and the fact that he's a total asshole, he's actually a nice guy.. IF you let him do his thing

or be part of his small inner circle or the part of his familiy he cares about.

 

 

Name:

Vincent

Alias:

Holymancer

 Chapter:

 86

 Race:

 Nord

 Sexuality:

Heterosexual

Magic:

Necromancy & Restoration

Status:

 Alive

Background:

Kicked out of the Vigilant of Stendarr for using the holy arts of necromancy, an injustice as he will

tell everyone who asks(Or didn't ask.) Vincent is the very personification of chaotic good, a bit simple minded

but an absolute bag of pure joy, unless you're a daedra or a horny witch.

 

 

 Name:

Astrid

 Alias:

Queen of sass & ass

Chapter:

86

 Race: 

Nord

Sexuality:

Bisexual

Magic:

Illusion & Destruction

  Status: 

Alive

      Background:

For some she's charming, for other's she is mean. She would tell you that she's just direct. Astrid is an illusionist and uses her magic

to charm her way out or into trouble. Originally bound for the college of Winterhold, she landed in quite the predicement 

and had her life turn around by it. For better or worse has to be seen.

 

 

Name: 

Luna

     Chapter: 

86

Race:

Ohmes-raht Khajiit

Sexuality:

Heterosexual

Magic:

None

Status: 

Alive

Background:

Born and raised in Elsweyr, this young Khajiit found herself kidnapped by slavers and brought to Soltsheim.

 

 Name:

Einar

    Chapter:

86

 Race:

Nord

  Sexuality:

Bisexual

Magic:

None

Status: 

Alive

    Background:

A soldier, hired by Naemon's family to overlook the Slaves. He and his sister Torvi aren't necessarily 

pure evil people, but they're no saints either. Doing what they're told to do so food comes on the table,

he will kill if he has to, but would rather pin a Slave (🥴🥒) instead of whiping them.

 

Name:

Torvi

Chapter:

86

Race:

Nord

Sexuality:

???

Magic:

Destruction & Alteration

Status: 

Alive

    Background:

Same as her brother Einar, her duty is to keep an eye on the Slaves and make sure they're provided

with the minimum of food and water. She's not a bad person but has a nasty habit of looking

down on people below her. That includes slaves which she treats like she was taught to do.

 

 

Name:

Prince Naemon

Alias:

Prince Pacman, the delightful fucker

Chapter:

86

Race:

Nord/Snowelf

Sexuality:

None

Magic:

None

Status: 

Dead

       Background:

A born psychopath. He loves violance if it is done to other's and would love nothing

more than to conduct a massacre everywhere he goes. But he's a coward, who's not

willing to be put in the spotlight and doesn't want to be known for the crimes he commits,

as such he's using people to do what he is too scared to do. Having mate several deals

with criminals, vampires and necromancers he wants to make an impact big enough to

draw the attention of a daedric prince.

 

Name:

Unknown

Chapter:

87

Race:

Vampire

   Sexuality: 

Who cares?

Magic:

Destruction & Conjuration

Status:

 Dead

Background:

One of many vampires a powerful matriach spawned and raised. Arrogant, cowardly and

egotistical, she was ordered to follow Naemon and assist him in many crimes he commited.

The details about their buisness relationship is still a mistery but what's painfully known was,

tht she hated being near him but still followed her "Mother's" orderes. A testament of

how much scarrier she was

 

Name:

Patricia

Aliasses: 

Patty the Clown

Sexslave

Lil' Clown

Chapter:

87

Race:

Breton

   Sexuality: 

Yes-Sexual

Magic:

Status: Alive

Background:

A victim of a disgusting experiment to create a mindless Puppet with no emotions or thoughts

for herself. "Lucky" As she was, the way the experiment was conducted was still lacking so she

kept most of her personality. But it still needed an emotional schock to reawaken them. One

can only hope that, whatever was done to her, can get reversed entirely in time.

 

Name:

Reydar

Alliasses:
Hag

Granny Cool

Bane of motherfuckers

"DO NOT PISS HER OFF" Granny

The Hag formerly known as your worst nightmare

Chapter:

87

Race:

Hagraven

   Sexuality: 

HAHAHAH.. No. Just no

Magic:

Knows her way around in any regular magicschool

and some less known. The scope of her arcane knowledge is unknown

Status: 

Alive

Background:

Fear her. She raised the motherfucker and is still clear of mind. 

Pissed of is her default emotion, she eats dragons for brakefest and farts fireballs. 

Nothing much known about her background, neither is why she decided to become

a Hagraven, nore how she's able to return to a human form at will. What we know is,

that she's very protective of 3 people and constantly pissed off about one specific Motherfucker

who she will remind about her disgust at any opportunity.

(She still saves his ass more than he can count..) 

 

 

 

So Softreboot chapter number one! 

But first sit down. Take a deep breath and repeat:
Gukahn will deliver lewds another time. Gukahn will deliver lewds another time.

Why you ask?

Because this is the ONE chapter I did perharps 3 or 4 lewd shots. That's IT! I KNOW it's hard for me to tell you that Q,Q do not worry. We will get to it u_u but like I said last time.. THIS is storyheavy <,< I hope you enjoy it even with way less hornyness ^^ I think it came out quite okay 

... Delightful or not delightful? 👀

So quick look at the pool.. Won't probably change a lot anymore.. But do not worry my lovelys. I think the solution I came up with is something everyone can live with 🤔

First of: I got me someone able to help with my imagehost problems for now. Thank ya again if you read this 🤧

 

SO and the afterword:
How.. Do you think it turned out? I was honestly a bit overworked from coming up with a way that will not ruin the important relationships plus, giving me the option to decide if Arlan is in oblivion for 1, 2 or the whole 6 years. (Which is the maximum I decided to let him be there.. Might end up being 4 or 5 tho. No time shananegans. No - time flows fater there and similiar stuff. The prospekt of having to live 5 years in literal hell is bad enough and don't think Arlan will have it easy >_>

Will I do Flashback chapters of this? Maybe, I'll draw from it from time to time. What's more interesting would be to have him return there someday for a Thing 🤔 

Will it change him? I am doing everything in my power to not change too much from the Mc's. It's a Softreboot. Not a remake u_u Which means: We will keep the chapternumber. This is all within the story. 

 

Questions that might come up here.. Let's see..

"Do we get to see the old chars again?"

Some. Not all. Can't promise to return everyone in this timeline but maybe they get mentioned here and there. The chara design.. Uff is hardcore better than it was when we still were in Windhelm and around Morthal. (Lapis is the only one who got the Gukahn Portection seal. I love this character a lot. She is like the Hag a semi Selfinsert of me so I can rant about my own creations 🤣 And she, Lapis and Harry have something special. Can't recreate that with a new love interest u_u (But Fionas tittys are on the returnlist! xD)

 

Do we have to go through several first bonks for chars? Neeey, not for everyone, probably not for a lot of known chars. We can even skip some and do only aftermath shots of those 🤔

Fear not, the lewdlevel won't sink >_> 

But I don't know how storyheavy the next chapter will have to be. I got something.. Kinda mean for Arlan's return to Nirn planned. Let's see if I can do it~

 

DOES Arlan rememebr the past.. Yeah I think he will, or at least it will be in his brain somehow and fuck with him too. Rn he is in Oblivion, knowing nothing. Once he gets back, maybe Past and present "Fuse" Together and make him feint and forget the actual past for a few chapters 🤔 This might be interesting, seeing him how he remembers snips of it when meeting special characters. 

 

What will Vargr's future hold?
The same stuff you're familiar with BUT with a garanty I won't fucking kick my own balls by doing stuff like combining 3 problems into one >_> 

I'll do Sidequests for now. Kick my butt if start doing too much again x,X no srly, this is the last time I can pull this trick. I won't do it a third time. What I write myself into from now on, I either can write myself out or pull a deus ex machina aka. >_> 

 

Oh and Akatosh or Alduin.. No.. Just no.. xD Sheo will make good on his word. 

 

 

Moin o/

For those of you who didn't see it;

Please even the one's who like to quetly read and enjoy this story, toss a vote to an old dude, really interested to see what the readers think of this. 

(If it turns out I'm only writing for like 10 people I need to do therapy y,y I mean I don't think it's a waste of time, it just would be a bit sad 🤔 )
This vote will stay up for at least two other weeks, perharps longer. So take your time to think about it.

For the one's who couldn't read chapter 83, you can do that now. I reuploaded it for now. ^^

 

 

PS: it is not all lewd here! Just like.. The first 103 pannels are quite horny.. Then we get a tittsy bitsy bit of story and a very special entrance. I'm quite proud of it u_u

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can filet a steak with that Jawline >_>

Proving once and for all that I am able to make quite the handsome dudes ô,o. Dude looks hotter than Arlan by a long shot.  But praising oneself stinks so I will stop 🤔

 

Yes, Gretel is a relative of Mira. No she is not her mother nor grandmother. She can't be directly related to her because she's in that time loop. But she could be a great grand aunt or something 🤔 Showing that Mira never stood a chance. The horny is strong in this family.

So fairy tale Arc part two, hansel and gretel without hansel (he ain't missed. Srly)

And an apple flavored Witch 🤤 

 

Next fairy tale, either killer Dolly or red riding slut. Maybe not as intense as this one. We all wanna see a bit more of the evil queen and it's bound to happen soon that we get to snow white u_u just need to find a space where you can see Pee Items <,< (Yeah, trust me she deserves that golden shower more than anyone) 

 

so now that we got Dragondaddy, this can end in many ways, leading to the soft B or leading to Arlan getting a new divine fan (Mara will.. Absolutly lose her freaking mind..)

Sheo? Ah he fine! He immortal! Not even Akatosh can change that <,<

 

That through divine intervention or Arlan's own dumb ideas, he creates a new timeline. Mofo himself would be send for a long ass time to oblivion (And suffer a little~)

By the time he gets out of there, he realizes that a lot of shit changed. Like the reintegration of the Timelooped characters changed skyrim for better or for worse. Some characters are nowhere to be found while other people he knows are in whole new positions. 

Dumb example would be, Sarah Stormcloak doesn't exist anymore or is a hooker, Witch or whatever. Jesper and his friend Nat are living in another city perharps (He'll never not be a guard xD und I like him ô,o I wanna keep him!)  I am still feeling that idea out.)
And his Kids don't remember him <,<

The only characters who do are daedra, gods and the Hag (Which will be very important for him to be informed about those changes. I know already why she does remember him. Sheo got a crush on her for a reason.)

 

This would also change some of the rules, I tried to follow with Arlan and might make him a bit more versile in some departments plus a whole new set of rules he got to follow >_>

Aka: Bro would be summonable! And can be bound like a dremora if you're brave enough.)

 

His goal of course is to find his Kids and make them remember him. Which is possible with magical items he can get his hands on in various ways 🤔 

 

 

Things I am planing to do if this softreboot happens is to actually keep an up to date character list whenever new chars come, I'll add them to it.

And I will think of a way to keep specific characters and get their memorys of the old timeline back. Like Mira, Elisif maybe. Some old chars get back as new chars tho to not make it too confusing for newer readers. 

 

 

Think of a whole ass plot with spiders, Sidecharacters and funny Cats and you get writes block. PULL a sidesotry out of your ass and you can't stop <_< Maybe, JUST maybe we should come to terms with the fact that Sidequests are the real main quests in this blog.. Anyways, Let it breath. It's a tit over 170 pannels (See what I mean?!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Arlan now the Isekai Protagonist we all wish we were <_< fuuuck     As you can see we're doing snow white now.. Well my version of it. Is Snow white a bimbo with way too much makeup? YES!   Is she busty? Nope. Petite Bimbo, new flavor u_u  Do we get other fairy tales? Yup! Probably sleeping booty, a weird ungodly fusion of Chucky and Pinochio too (Which of course is a sexy killer doll chick u_u she already made.)  And maybe a new red riding hood, with werewolf action this time 🤔  (Once I decide if she'll be busty riding hood or petite cute riding hood. I tend to the later cause sleeping booty is busty, joke wouldn't work if she wasn't u_u)   There are other ideas forming and the first guardian is kind of a smurf. So the theme is going well~  (that and the blasphemic combo of daedra and gods watching him makes it fun to do oO I missed Arlan TV. I didn't even know how much I missed it.)  (If ya got a fairy tale that you might want me to tackle throw it in but I only make what I actually can do and what doesn't force me to install anything. So Ariel is out. I don't have the fish outfit from Coco >_> unless we do it without her having them.. Arlan would be a good ursula xD btw he is prime Gaston! I call it now. We might do that too.)  Hansel and Gretle is an option too.. But I failed making a good witch for this one Evil Queen took all of my time and I whole heartly support a petition to let her, Cass, Samantha, Nubia and Minerva meet up and form the kingom of hO.Ot! Penny can be their jester and Mira the royal alchemist 🤔   

Almost forgot that we're in Vargr and not Oldman dovakiin in the later half of this 🤔 Only one lewdscene O___O Holy crap! Don't worry friends, I have plenty of ways to make up for that in the next chapters (I just laughed my ASS off! Ah and fear not, that one lewd that's in there is pervy u_u like it should be)

Mara is slowly becoming one of my favorite characters. She trys so HARD to be the Hag, it's pathetic and I love it xD

(Btw it's rare that I can put 10 pics in almost every spoiler tag. 🤧

 

"But Gukahn! Gukahn! Aedra and Daedra in ONE place, in harmony?!  That is agains the lore!"

You know I thought so too but it's soo fucking funny! 🤣 I love how Sanguine is basically just there to aura farm and he and Sheo KNOW how Arlan will get out of there and they KNOW how much it will piss Mara off! xD The tirals going to be lewdy as heck we all know that. But she doesn't which makes it amazing 

Btw I cut ONE joke that is coming miles away from this chapter to put it in the next. If you smell it.. Pssst~

 

"But Gukahn, didn't Arlan like.. Fought a dragon already and killed it?"

 

Yes but he had buffs and a +3 weapon. The only thing he could've used as a weapon was his dong.. Which is also a +3 weapon in a way true.. 🤔

But that would probably birth a dragonborn and we don't need that here. 

 

"Gukahn! SPiders?!"

Don't worry, it is all coming together  

This little detour will actually help us fill one of the last remaining plotholes brb a plot that has been forgotten gets more convinient for me to ignore u_u you'll see

 

 

 

 

I am speed.

I am the night!
I am GUH-Man! 

But hey, this one is shorter. Ending felt okay and we all wanna start the next day u_u

(Because I wanna see the redguard Wife again <,< and a few other things.. Also Minerva needs sleep xD Arlan appereantly doesn't

I'll leave the crow's identity to your imagination. I gave a hint on it's firtst pannel for people who know a little bit of the lore around the nord gods~

I made a human version of it, but I must say.. The Crow worked so good that I'll scratch that 🤔 I can't pose it a lot and it does not have many idle animations but the emotes work well enough 🤔

Also the reason why Arlan can't get smited 🤣 IN.YOUR.FACE.MARA! 

It's cheap I know but better than making him resistent to holy power or some other bullshit. He OP enough >_> 

Also:
INES! INES! LET ME SHOW YOU MY- stamp collection 

 

Next chapter: Will Arlan give Ines his Penis in the Popenis or will he find yet another victim in this little settlement ?
Will the Monks all lose their jobs when their Abbot finds out what's going on?
And will we see the three gods again? (Only if I can make it funny <,< they're kinda the new version of Sheo's Arlan TV)

We will see in the next episode of: Where the Spider's at son?! (Vaccation.. Probably <,<) 

 

Chapter 80! We reached another milestone and to celebrate that I decided to make Arlan Mara's problem U_U 

This is technical a two parter.. But since I number the chapters instead of giving them actual names.. What's the point? 🤔

Alltho if I were to give it a name... Fickfreudig.. Fuckhappy in german fits 🥴🥒 

Get your tissues ready boys and girls, this and the next one are going to be Gukahn

(This blog is turning 4 this year.. Fuck x_X) 

 

 WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I CREATED?! 🤣

 

 

Seriously this fucker >_>

btw we only need 13 more chapters und Vargr Re officially has beaten Vargr OG in chapter number! And then we only need 8 more to force me to make a 100 chapter special 

which will kill me <_< I know it.. Need to dig deep and grab a few old charackters for that one.. I wonder where Charlotte's at 🤔

 

What's your take on the emotes I added here and there?
Too much, funny, or please don't use them again? 🤔 I was a bit sleep depraved when I did those so I'm not sure myself

 

"Gukahn.. Arlan almost had a moment with the Grandma.."

Why almost? he had a lot  moments with her and Clarrissa = D

I know what you mean.. Well it cracks here and there but by the end of the day, it is night (🥴) And Arlan is a character that gets very easely distracted by easy to get sex.

(And ain't we happy about that~)

 

"A grandma and her granddaughter.. Arlan is a pervert beyond redemption"

We all know what your favorite shot is ma boy and it is not them playing cards 🥴🥒

 

"So now what? Arlan got a magic cock? oO"

He always had. The Lore around it just got.. Kinda lost. When I first wrote Vargr chapters, I once had smalltalk with Yorpers (may you be healthy wherver you are Brother!)

And we had a few funny ideas. That was one of them and would've been the reason for some other funny stuff 🤔 

Now I am not sure how far this is going to get and if it even lasts more than a few weeks but yeah. Arlan's cum is KIND of a potion. Best taken 3 ways for maximum effect 🥴

(I mean, how else can we explain that none of his playmates did or ever had lasting health problems after he did the arlan with them? 

 

so I am of, small break and then working on the reason Arlan and I will burn in hell forever. See ya~

 

It's hot outside so I decided to make you all hot on the inside as well u_u

Present to you, the adventures of Arlan and his funny Goblin~💚

Let the chapter breath, it's the normal gukahnsize u_u Sextra large

Titt you know that Falkreath is a boody CPU hell? oO Gods my.. Poor Pc x,X felt like it's heating up my room even more than it already is.

So the actual scenes inside the town might be more indoors than this one. dark skinned cuteys look better in inside light anyways 🤔

 

Before one of you can ask or feels the need to: Nope. I won't do it. 2 Princes really are enough for divine invervention and I don't see any reason for Hircine to make an apperance other than his statue 🤔

I mean yes sure, Arlan gets most of his powers from him but other than that? Also I forgot to install the Mask I had in OG and I'm not going to change my modlist rn. I currently running blessed and bugfree ^o^

 

"So.. We now have an ACTUAL Werewolf in the harem?"

Yes u_u

"You're using the Hermaphro model for her Wolfform.. Does she?"

.. Now wouldn't that be scary? 🤣

 

"So now we got a Redguard with super big titties 🤤"

team Redguard needed another heavy hitter u_u rn team blond has the bigger number of super titties. I am ready to give team B a petite breton for this u_u of course there is also team ginger but they're more fun to be in smaller number thant he rest. Kinda like shiny pokemon. You're more happy to see one if they're rare~

 

"Ok the vampire chick wasn't just there was she? I mean she spoke of an elder scroll.."

Choblin, Boblin and Kevin might've just saved the world 🥴🥒 Na they won't keep these girls.. u_u don't worry the Nun is safe and happy (And full 😁)

 

"The male werewolf dude was a little random. "

Only for people who don't remember him u.u

 

"Will Arlan ever STOP taking their butts first? >_> He doesn't alway do it but when he does, he feels more like an asshole " 

Because he is in one =D

It's the Arlan special <,< what started as a kinky idea mutatet into his signature move. Goku has the Kamehameha, Arlan got Mouth-Ass-Pussy. Both shoot beams and break things 🤔

 

"Last question. Why did he turn into a FUCKING werewolf at the end.. And a normal one at that <,< why no Werewolf Daddy?"

We're in Falkreath. I kinda owe a few people some werewolf action and Werewolf Daddy is too big for a breton. I mean it. Even normal scaled, that thing's dick is enormous 🤔

I also like the idea that this thing is rarely seen.  Like Arlan said, it is not a werewolf in my book 

 

Quite small by my usual standarts but the ending shot felt right.. Makes it easier to continue from there 🤔 

And hey.. SUNDAY RELEASE! =D  

"Gukahn you son of a god! Are you stalling for time again?"

Gobo? ô,o Of course not! Goblins are a huge part on fighting them Spiders u_u yes absolutly indispensable they are!

(I made 5 super sexy gobos, I'll use 5 super sexy gobos!)

 

"Fi..Five?" 

5 U_U Pinky, the Milfgobo I call Mh'reza  (I can't say it as well <,< Crw0's idea, has a nice ring to it u_u)

Then I got a GOTH big Titty Gobo (YES! oQo) A second cutey gobo and somewhere another goblingirl that I have to look at again to decide if I want to use her for a snack for attacking u_u

maybe she's good enough as a messager Gobo or a spidersnack (that sounds awful..)

 

 "We hope you won't bullshit your way out of this.. Also Big titty fight! WHEN?!"

I tried doing it this chapter. Didn't feel right that they suddenly appear inside fort greymoor and Arlan won't return to whiterun for a while <,< wouldn't feel right either. So if the Mofo can't come to the mountains and the mountains can't come to the Mofo.. We'll have to wait until I can make it happen. But hey- MilfGob~

 

"Other people use goblins as enemys.. >_>"

Look at Letter Gobo and tell me you can stand them cutey pies getting hurt! LOOK AT HIM LOOK! >o< he's so darn cute! Q_Q 

And also Arlan is kind of a Goblin if you think about it.. 🤔 He dumb, horny as hell and he smells funny.

 

"You know.. You said at the beginning Re Maari ain't the same as OG Maari but you have to admit.. She usually ends up getting fucked by someone or something a lot"

The difference is it isn't Arlan's fault <,< she a horny Kitty and it usually isn't rape either. Big differences u_u  She just likes to have the sexy and Harald usually ends up being grossed out by it >_> and god bless the soul of whoever will be responsible of knocking her up.. Lapis, Harald, Arlan, Granny..  That ain't he list of his in laws, it's the list of people coming for his head and Lapis and Granny are avengers level threats 

 

"And Arlan..?"

Doesn't really have the right to be angry if we think about it <,< 

 

 

I was thinking.. Arlan could use some green in his diet <,<

Hunting spiders is hard work u_u better keep him healthy 

 

Will I ever stop throwing girls at him? Probably not.. But I'll always remember the fallen one's 🤧  

Arlan the Goblinking.. Seriously he should've gotten that title way back in Windhelm..  🤔 Welp, Whiterun is so much  more goblin friendly

 

"Gukahn! How come arlan does exactly ONE useful thing in a chapter and then fucks someone's brains out? oO"

You like it~ 🥴🥒

And he did three useful things this chapter u_u 

 

"We demand more Kitten! And a badass Lapis szene!"

Best I can currently do is a thicc redguard 🤔 I really wanna use that specific one soon <,< but I also would love a return of Fiona~ 

 

"Fiona" 🤤

Yes 🤤

 

But since I opened pandora's box with Arlan's Dad, spiders and uncle Jerry we'll focuse on that instead 🤔 

(While watching Arlan commiting almost every crime known to men >_> Srly the only thing that could make him worse is if he would pork his Sister..)

"Would he..?"

 

Hm.. I.. Actually I don't know ôo I am not eager to find out

 

Yes I know I am late.. VERY >_> I was busy.. I still am a little busy but I was able to work on this chapter bit by bit and decided to do a finish 

(For it is BIG again! Perfect to mother's day~)

 

Some reasons why it took so long are also the Hagscenes and my game being buggy as heck >_> I might have to investigate that later if I don't want to lose my shit >_>

 

Fair warning. Lewds are only starting to show up at the second third of this chapter u_u But the none sexy parts are neat too 😮 I hope.. 

We'll get a few flashbackscenes that make most sense if you know the story of how Arlan became a cat eyed motherfucker, you can re read it here

 

Never read your old stuff x,X you find out how much you repeat yourself.. And how terrible the lighting was at times.. >_< 

Somewhere in a paralel universe, there is a version of Arlan who got not turned into a sexscrazed tentacle monster from hell and in that universe people ride on flying unicorns, piss rainbows and eat golden cinaminte rolls glazed with honey.. 

 ´Sadly tho, we got this motherfucker 👀

 

So after the whole shit show with my file hoster is resolved.. I give to you, the gift of Kitten 😼🥒 Enjoy~

 

PS: Images might load a little slower now. I returned to my old file hoster who is, well a bit slower >_< gdmn it.. And in case you wondering, I fucked the reupload of chapter 59 up a little and it got pushed up as a new entry T_T sorry Only way to change that is to delete and reupload is as an entire new entry. I think there I could edit the upload date (But I don't want to cause I like re reading comments.. I'm a bit narcistic that way )

 

"Gukahn! Gukahn! Maari lost Willow's leotard!"

No.. Maari unequipted the leotard.. And Gukahn didn't realize that before he did too many pose heavy scenes to fix >_> So.. Let's just say Sanguine did it~

Some of you know how horny the red fucker is for the Kitten u__u it would fit 😮 

 

"Did you pull the ending out of your ass or.. did you actually plan this? Like.. Plan plan.. For real now?"

Told you I wanna do something I was planing for a long ass time didn't I? ô,o Let's finally answer the question nobody in the history of ever asked.. Who's Mofo's daddy?! 

 

"We rather want to hear the tale of the Kitten.."

.. So do I <,<  Or the tale of Lapis or Granny.. But all of those are very none lewd so it's kind of.. Not so ideal to do for my ever so horny brain 🤔

Speaking of which: Lapis riding Harald till kingdom come won't ever be not sexy as fuck! >__> We all know how far his ding dong reaches.. Woman takes it like nothing. I fear she got an oblivion gate in her belly or something 

 

 

"Who was the white haired titty breton and.. Will she return?"

Neehy I dunno.. Maybe to get snacked on by Mira or Kodlak or something?

I cut kodlkas sexy time with Mira out of this chapter, so I kinda owe him one 🤔 But it doesn't have to be someone Arlan had sex with.. 

 

"So.. Maari?"

If he wants to die early 🤣 

Arlan can't stop her from having sexfriends.. But he sure as hell don't want her to be with an old man thrice her age.. He is enough Diddy for three blogs <,< 

Arlan having a youth kink is kinda tragic actually 🤔 It won't add much outside of lewds but every woman close his age is kinda smarter and more accomplished than he is 🤔

Maybe he got an inferiority complex.. Shit.. That's actually pretty smart <,< 

 

"Wait a minute.. Wait a fucking inute..  Arlan's.. We mean Jesper's.. Kind of looks like DB! O__O"

>_> DB was Arlan's blueprint so of course someone with older skin than Arlan will look like him. I miss you daddy B~  Q.Q

 

 

 

SUNDAY RELEASE YEESSS! 😭 

Fucking FINALLY and hopefully back to the usual! (I would've been faster buuut.. I redid ALL lewds.. Twice <,< srly I Will tell you about that in the afterword.)

And yes!
 SHE
BACK!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From a dark skinned, BEAUTIFUL Elf and a big boobied Ginger to a small boobied Elf and a BEUUUTIFUL dark skinned Breton.. It's a fair trade 🤔 

Still think they would make a nice pic in a fivesome orgy 🤔 but sooomeone said something about the 156th orgy soooo.. I scaled down to a threesome for this one.. Ain't I an angel?

Srly tho... Mina was an afterthought and turned into my lewd highlight for the day x,X

And yeah, about redoing those shots.. There was.. Please don't hurt me.. A Werewolfscene.. Well a lot scenes.. >,< please don't hurt me for not uploading them! 😧 

I will be a good boy and make some another time >,< wenn we're OUTSIDE so I can do it in a FOREST or HUT! Good old Red riding hood and stuff maybe? 😧 So do not hurt the Gukahn!

For he loves you and only has your best interest in mind u,u

With that out of the way:
SHE
IS
BACK!

AND 
SHE IS
HERE TO
STAY!

 

Until we're done with the Mansion Arc at least! SOMEONE has to finish the job and it sure as hell ain't Arlan o,O I'll give Motherfucker a chance to end Naemon but that's it.

 

"GUKAHN! GUKAHN!"

WHAT IS?! ô,Ô

"Seriously, what IS Mofo's and Hag's relationship?"

She is his Pimp!

"... Fuck you!"

Chill >_> one day I'll include their backstory.. Or parts of it. 

For now it's a funny joke 🤔 Maaaybe she is his Dad's uncle's Sister's niece's, Neighboor's Babysitter's Great great grandmother's Dentist 🤔

 

"So ehm.. Ehem.. Who beat Arlan to Meruna's cherry?" 🥴

Well.. Srly I just got fed up with him plopping everyone's cherry.. So ehm.. Maybe it was ehm.. What's his name again? Enthir?  🤔

 

 

o/

This chapter is small for my standarts, it's almost cute >_> But I didn't want to keep you guys waiting any longer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes she back

No of course not alone u_u

do we get Granny Cool too?
YAS! U_U imma make her meet Kodlak! (He gonna die 🤣)

 

Apropos.. I redid this chapter.. 4 times. >_> there was an unholy amount of sauna sex going on in the original script. plus 2 cameos.. And Nala was supposed to beat up the blonde cuck but I cut all of that. Didn't like how quick the cuck got put on his ass :/ 

I also don't feel in the mood for Misty. Would just be repeating a lot of what's already going on around Mr.Fuck u_u we'll put that on hold until we finish the spider arc. (Which I am focusing on now since.. Well I started it and I learned from the Mansion >_> I won't procastrinate on that at all but I need to build a few things around it. That's why Kitten is back u_u Imma need her support to keep Arlan dressed more than usual. Only Maari has that kind of power 🤔) 

Also.. She and Harald are very important for something I am planing on doing for a very, very long time. Look forward to that 😮 I do.. Well I kinda fear doing it cause it's hard but I am also curious if I am able to pull it off good enough >_>

PS: Do not expect many fightscenes with spiders. They're.. A PAIN to work with but I have to do some and hopefulyl they'll end up looking good. Why do I do this to myself every time T_T) 

 

.. Get your towels ready >_>

Eh and an Hammer.. For mine head <,< 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Before someone smashed my head in with a mallet for not having enough Twin penetration in this chap:
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who is the hottest milf of all? =D 

 

Srly between Sammy and Cassandra, since both have the exact them bodyshape, it's hard to crown the hottest blonde >_> there is also Bambi who has a special place in my heart u_u cause I adore her bimboness. 

So that asside: WHY do I hype Twins up so much and then only use them mostly for oral support? ( get it? xD) Well first of.. The HOTTEST Oralsupport I did in a while >_> And second:

They kinda.. Did not came out as sexy as I thought they would >_> Mommy is 10 times better than them u_u maybe with some more make up around the eyes but I have shots of them.. Were they look weird as hell  even for my ahaego kink they looked weird so I skipt most of their casual stuff u_u I also couldn't decide how to go about it either oO I posed the heck out of this chapter and did a LOT of custom poses for them. (Oh my lord x,x ) So I couldn't really top anything with sexing their V's xD 

Rather focused more on Sammy too >_> Like I said, she's 10 times hotter u_u 

and more important too! O_O Do I hear an Amen?

So, long story short: Come on! Come and get me good! Because if you don't smash me hard enough I might start liking it 👅 xD

 

So.. Any follow up questions? >_> next chap we'll focuse on Cassandra, them Spiders and Mira will be very important for this one too. (Oh my oQo) 

So look forward to it u_u freckles meets blonde goth~

 

PS: NO I haven't forgotten about Nala! I'll work on delaying that next chapter. I suck at long term planing >_> Didn't thought Mira would take up so many days

Surprise chapter Motherfucka! =D

It's way shorter than the last of course. But I have to end this chapter at that moment. Otherwise the flow will feel way off >_> Also gives way for a cleaner start to tackle Queen titty in the next one u_u 

Btw.. I think I never did something quite like the first few pannels oO I am kinda proud of it 😇

 

PS: If the images load a bit slow it's the hoster having a hiccup again. Please let it breath a little or read the chap at a later date if it's too slow Nothing I can do about it at the moment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If someone were to ask.. What took more time.. The Fighting or the Sexing I would've to say the sexing.

It always takes a lot of time but this sexing was quit a challenge to make >_> Amari is bretonrace and size, Sanguine is a tit bigger than nords are and depending on his standing Arlan is either smaller or default nord size. So I fucked myself in the ass with this one 🤔 

 

"Gukahn.. Gukahn.. Saay.. Isn't it a TIT extreme that Arlan was able to hold out against Sanguine?"

 

If Sanguine would've used his actual powers Arlan would've been toast. But Sanguine is A considered mostly as one of the weaker ones and B kind of in love with Arlan's bullshit so he pulled his punches u_u But now we know how crazy Arlan actually could be if he ever were to stop being a sexcrazed asshole 🤔 

Next chapter is Queen tity's awakening to the holy world of Arlaning and Twincest u_u Might bang a maid or two beforehand tho~

 

Btw do you like Arlan's shorter hairdo? It's a compromise between shaved head and longer hair. I can use a specific outfit with it. the other thing I had was a knoted hairstyle 🤔 We see how well this one works. He can always grow it back again u_u 

 

HOOOLY FUCK! Let this monster breath! It's big and sexy >_>

I know I am a biit late T_T got writing block again but I am good now.. The ending of this is kinda interesting btw so if you just here for the story (WHAT THERE IS ONE! Q_Q Somewhere..)

Skip the lewds if you have to but I'm really kinda hayped for the ending ô,o well not hyped hyped but.. It's something different  The first 4 spoilers are story, rest is mixed.. Btw

Hottest 3 Bj pics I ever posed are somewhere to be found >_> 

 

BTW Important here:  we got almost 200 pannels again..  I don't ask this very often but the old readers know I ask this every now and then.

I don't know your internet connections my friends. I only know that the image hoster I use is pretty fast and that it should be unrelated to loading times on LL (Mostly)

But here I am, asking this again and I hope some people who might maybe have slower internet may give a shout out if this lengh is ok for them. I am known for putting out big chapters but I am reasonable and want that people enjoy what I do. (I mean I spend literal days until a chapter is finished. Between work and what little social life I enjoy having, it's the thing I spend most of my time with.) And I want everyone who wants to read it, to be able to read it  Which means cutting down chapters to a reasonable level is something I would do for you. I'll just make 2 parters and upload 2 chaps a week that way if I have to. But I have to know ^^

So just call out to me if you are having problems with loading images that may be internet related. Thank you~