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Adventures of a pornographer in Tamriel.

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Episode 6: Outtakes and BTS

For anyone who cares about this kind of stuff, here are some shots that didn't make the cut for episode 6, plus some "BTS" type shots I grabbed along the way.         Failed attempt at using complex particle light.   Better.   Levitating house.   More levitating house.   Bad eye-line.   More bad eye-line.

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Episode 6: A War of Wayward Souls, V

Previously: Episode 6, Part Four     View this entry on my website.   "I'm coming for you! I am coming for you!"   "She won't snap out of it. You must do something, Morsi."   "There is nothing we can do for her now. You may pray to the gods for her salvation. I am beyond their reach."   As night fell, a blinding fog enveloped the city.   "This should be interesting."     "Steady, now."

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Episode 6: A War of Wayward Souls, IV

Previously: Episode 6, Part Three   View this entry on my website       "Quickly, we must warn the Jarl of the Pale." "By the gods, we're too late." "They'll be heading for Solitude next." "What drives them? Why would pirates attack cities like this?" "These are not ordinary pirates. I fear there are Daedric forces at work here." "We ride hard for Solitude! Do not stop until we have reached t

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Episode 6: A War of Wayward Souls, III

Previously: Episode 6, Part Two   View this entry on my website     "This Imperial armour is giving me a really irritating rash around the groin area. Does yours do that, Legate?" "I choose to not wear underpants, sir. Less chafing." "Really? I should give that a try." "General Tullius, sir, I have urgent news from the northeastern holds. A fleet of pirate ships is attacking the major ports. The Windhelm docks were attacked

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Episode 6: A War of Wayward Souls, II

Previously: Episode 6, Part One   View this entry on my website     While Stenvar, Ambarys, Alanis and the housecarls partook in the Saturalia eve revels in the Winking Skeever... ... Ramara and I attended dinner with Lamae and her husband, Viktor. "Morsi here is a wonderful cook," said Lamae as her housecarl served us dinner.  "Thank you, my thane. Will there be anything else?" "No, thank you, Morsi." "Mm

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Episode 6: A War of Wayward Souls, I

Previously, on the Gourmet of Smut:   Episode 1: Origins Episode 2: A Pornographer in Windhelm Episode 3: A Harem of Housecarls Episode 4: A Journey to the Deep Episode 5: A Voyage of Dreams   Feel free to view this entry on my website.     And so we return to the adventures of the great and fabulous Nelfim and Ramara!     "Now, I want this dress to be festive, but not silly. I don't want the children of Solitude expecting me

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Episode 5: A Voyage of Dreams, V

Previously: Part Four   View this entry on my website     At dawn, I was dragged up and tied up on the foredeck. I had become the pirates' pet.   "Queen Nafula, an Imperial weapons transport has been spotted."   "It will be ours. Approach from the starboard flank."   "Bring us about! Ready the grappling lines! All hands prepare for battle!"   As the crew scurried about the ship, I noticed Ziga standing

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Episde 5: A Voyage of Dreams, IV

Previously: Episode 5, Part 3   View this entry on my website     The rough hands of the pirates held me in place.   "Queen Nafula, we have a gift for you!" called one of the pirates   The door opened, and a looming terror of a woman stepped out.   "Excellent," she said. "I have need of a new pet."   "Prepare to set sail for the waters off Solstheim once more," she commanded the crew. "We hunt at first lig

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Episode 5: A Voyage of Dreams, III

Previously: Episode 5, Part 2   View on my website     I returned quickly to the Sticky Knob. Borja, I must seek passage once again." "Already? Where to this time?" "Sheogorad." "Sorry, must have sea water in my ears. I thought you said Sheogorad." "I fear my dear friend Ramara may have been taken there. She never arrived in Raven Rock." "I feel for you, my friend, but have you considered the other possibil

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Episode 5: A Voyage of Dreams, II

Previously: Episode 5, Part 1   View on my website     That evening, I watched Lamae perform at the Bannered Mare. She was stunning. Afterwards, she drew me close, as her adoring fans surrounded her, and whispered into my ear: "I want to be your muse tonight." My heart raced as she led me up to her lodgings in Dragonsreach. She began to pose for me.            

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Episode 5: A Voyage of Dreams, I

Previously, on the Gourmet of Smut: Episode 1: Origins Episode 2: A Pornographer in Windhelm Episode 3: A Harem of Housecarls Episode 4: A Journey to the Deep   View this entry on my website       So begins a new epic chapter in the annals of the legendary pornographer of Tamriel, Nelfim!     "When Nelfim asked me to model for him, it was, like. the most thrilling moment of my life." "Yeah, me too. Me, a farm girl from B

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Episode 4: A Journey to the Deep, III

Previously: Episode 4: A Journey to the Deep, II   (once again, you can check out this entry on my shiny new website, give it a moment to fully load)     Stenvar and the housecarls bravely battled the vile creature.     "What? My brother's a wizard, remember?"   "Maybe if I pull this lever, a big spike will shoot down and stab the spider!" "Oh, no, I swear I'm not doing this on purpose." "W

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Episode 4: A Journey to the Deep, II

Previously: Episode 4, Part One   (Check out this entry on my new website - may take a few moments to load)     I awoke in a dimly lit cave, my hands bound. The stench was beyond belief. "Ah, Nelfim, dear, you're finally awake," said Ramara. "Unless the Silver-Bloods have absolutely hideous taste in decor, I'm quite certain we're at the wrong party." "Silence," a voice commanded. A man emerged from the shadows. From the deep, gravelly tone of

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Episode 4: A Journey to the Deep, I

Previously, on the Gourmet of Smut: Episode 1: Origins Episode 2: A Pornographer in Windhelm Episode 3: A Harem of Housecarls     What adventures await our smutty hero and his trusty companions? Find out in this next exciting installment of the Gourmet of Smut!     (Just an aside here - if you want, you can view this in a much nicer layout on my new website)       At long last, Calcelmo, the legendary Dwarven scholar and his eager

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Episode 3: A Harem of Housecarls, III

Go back to Part Two   As I put the final strokes on Irileth's portrait, a man came running from the city. It was Hrongar, the Jarl's brother. Irileth spotted him on the road and went down to meet him. "Hrongar, what's wrong?" she said, concerned. "It's the Jarl. He's been kidnapped!" "By the gods, how?" "I don't know, but our scouts said they saw him taken to the bandit camp at Silent Moons." Irileth's face darkened with dread. "

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Episode 3: A Harem of Housecarls, II

Go back to Part One     "So how do you plan on getting into the palace?" Noora asked. "How about through the front door?" Ramara suggested. "It is I, Lazo Nelfim. the legendary erotic painter!" I declared as we boldly entered the palace. As we approached the stairs, we were greeted by a great, hulking figure of a woman: Irileth. "Halt!" she ordered, sword thrust in our direction. "Do not even think about approaching the Jarl."

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Episode 3: A Harem of Housecarls, I

Previously, on the Gourmet of Smut: Episode 1: Origins Episode 2: A Pornographer in Windhelm     Prepare yourself for this next chapter in the epic saga of His Smuttiness, Lazo Nelfim! But beware, reader, for this chapter contains depictions of violence, and men enjoying the company of other men (though not at the same time). Read on, only if you dare!     My paintings, and my reputation, had reached all the holds of Skyrim.  Once a week, I would gath

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Episode 2: A Pornographer in Windhelm, pt 2

Previously: Episode 2: A Pornographer in Windhelm, pt 1         The guest stepped warily inside. "Hello?"  Ramara emerged from the back room. "You lost?"  "This the gallery of Nelfim, the painter, is it not?" "Yeah. You're that bard from the tavern, right?"  "Yes, I am Luaffyn. I have come to audition."  "Ahh, you saw Nelfim in those paintings and you thought you'd get yourself a piece, is that it? I can't say I

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Episode 2: A Pornographer in Windhelm, pt 1

Previously, on the Gourmet of Smut: Episode 1: Origins pt 1 Episode 1: Origins, pt 2   Now begins the next chapter in this account of Lazo Nelfim - elder statesman, supreme gentleman and expert wearer of smoking jackets - the great pornographer of Tamriel…   Word of my artwork had begun to spread beyond Solstheim. Revyn Sadri, proprietor of the general goods store in Windhelm, had become quite the fan, and decided to write me a letter, inviting me to take up resid

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Episode 1: Origins, continued

Episode 1: Origins, part 1   As word of my new artwork spread across Solstheim, Fethis Alor agreed to sell the paintings at his stall, at 120 septims apiece.    Unfortunately, when Ramara and I inquired later, it seemed the people of Raven Rock were not as enthusiastic about the paintings as my friend Geldis. "If you want to move these pieces, you're going to have to lower the price," Fethis said.   "But this is my finest work yet!" I protested. "Do they not

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Episode 1: Origins

So begins the memoir of Lazo Nelfim, the Gourmet of Smut, the Talos of Titillation, the legendary pornographer of Tamriel!   My story begins on a tiny island by Raven Rock harbor, where I lived for many years as a lad, struggling to make a name for myself as a painter.   I painted landscapes, scenes of Raven Rock...   And the occasional self portrait.   I hoped one day I would make enough coin from my paintings to leave Solstheim and travel across

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