# ONLY THE MOST DEMENTED AND INSANE OF EVENTS ARE ADMITTED HERE ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2000.desc;Aaaah, freak out!;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2000.a;Le freak, c'est chic!;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2001.desc;Come to me...\n\nCome to me…\n\nCome to me...;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2001.a;Come to me…;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2002.desc;COME;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2002.a; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2003.desc;TO;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2003.a; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2004.desc;ME;;;;;;;;;;;x
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monogatari.2005.desc;You, yes you, a ‘God’. I know you're there. I know you're there. Don't think you can control me. Don't think you can. That's right. What will you do, pathetic one, what will you do? You can't handle me, no you can't. I'm too much for you. I'm too much. You, silly one, too cowardly to even confront a mere person like me. So pathetic, trying to control me like this. That's right...;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2005.a;Walk away and sulk in shame.;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2005.b;Hang your head and weep in shame.;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2005.c;Eat food and food and cry in shame.;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2005.d;You are my dark side, my shadow, my beloved enemy.;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2006.desc;Time to count from one to ten.;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2006.a;Let’s start.;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2007.title;Count!;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2007.desc;\n\nOne\nTwo\nThree\nFour\nFive\nSix\nSeven\nEight\nNine\nTen;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2007.a;Good.;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2008.desc;What if I...;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2008.a;... am you?;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2009.desc;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2009.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2010.desc;I am watching you.\nI watch you when you eat.\nI watch you when you bathe.\nI watch you when you dream.\nYou are a beautiful, beautiful man.\n\nSincerely,\nyour secret admirer.;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2010.a;Um.;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2011.desc;I am watching you.\nI watch you when you eat.\nI watch you when you bathe.\nI watch you when you dream.\nYou are a beautiful, beautiful woman.\n\nSincerely,\nyour secret admirer.;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2011.a;Um.;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2012.desc;To be, or not to be;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2012.a;That is the question;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2013.desc;What if you...;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2013.a;... are me?;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2014.title;Hide and Seek;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2014.desc;Come out, wherever you are.\n\nYOU CAN’T HIDE FROM ME.\n\nI will find you. I will find you.;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2014.a;I’ve found you…;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2015.desc;So I say the following “prayer” to you in the heavens above: It is all deception. You, [Root.Religion.GetRandomGodName], who exists there above me, “controlling” me, watching me. Keep a doubtful mind as you observe my story, my life. Be wary of lies, be wary of truths. Be cold and unsentimental as my life continues to unravel. Be suspicious of everything I say, everything I do, everything I think.;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2015.a;Alas, you may have already fallen into my trap, o “divine” one.;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2016.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2016.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2017.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2017.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2018.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2018.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2019.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2019.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2020.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2020.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2021.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2021.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2022.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2022.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2023.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2023.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2024.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2024.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2025.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2025.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2026.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2026.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2027.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2027.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2028.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2028.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2029.desc;xxxxx;;;;;;;;;;;x
monogatari.2029.a;Xxxxxxffff;;;;;;;;;;;;;x