{
    "1st Person" :
    [
        "Right now, it's not your ego I'm interested in stroking...",
        "{ACTIVE}'s {STRAPON} is just plain intimidating! It has to be at least 8 inches long, and it's quite thick...",
        "I start slow, getting a feel of the {HUGE} {STRAPON} in my hand.",
        "I start {WANK}ing {ACTIVE} {SLOW}ly, spitting on it every so often to keep it wet."
    ],
    "2nd Person" :
    [
        "Right now, it's not his ego you're interested in stroking...",
       "{ACTIVE}'s {STRAPON} is just plain intimidating! It has to be at least 8 inches long, and it's quite thick...",
        "You start slow, getting a feel of the {HUGE} {STRAPON} in your hand.",
        "You start {WANK}ing {ACTIVE} {SLOW}ly, spitting on it every so often to keep it wet."
    ],
    "3rd Person" :
    [
        "{PRIMARY} looks so comfortable with a {STRAPON} in her hand, like it's her calling in life."        
    ]
}
