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Who let a junkie out of the local psychiatric in the first place? These people...

Anyway dude, get well. Really hope that junkie will be secluded in one of those dark rooms psychiatrics have.

 

PS: This may sound a bit out of place, but consider fixing your grammar. I had a tough time following the story (and I'm not even close to a grammar nazi).

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so on monday at 11:30 my geography class

ended. i was the first student to leave class.

i walked 2meters outside the main lobby and

then some motherless-motherfucker junkie

asked me for the time- i ignored him he yelled

"you dont give me the time of the day! you dont

ignore me!!" then this fuckin coward tackles me

from behind not only from behind but while im

wearing sunglasses and earbuds. his weight on top

of me while i tried to catch my fall caused a botch

resulting in my wrist breaking and becoming mangled.

i was belly up on the concrete with this deplorable-humantrash

under my back. i feel things on my face making their way

to my left eye--this cheap loser is trying to RIP MY LEFT

EYE OUT OF MY FACE. i hear my classmates scream in terror

scream in shock of what is happening so fast before their eyes.

I use  my left arm and mangled right to rip his hands off my face

while pulling my neck as far diagonally back as i can so he 

doesnt reach my eyeball. he then wiggles his body on top of me with his 

head burrowed to my chest punching my ribs and i begin to

elbow strike him in the back of his neck and the top of his skull

several times with my left then i lift my right arm and elbow strike the

back of his head and to my misfortune i notice im not getting maximum

power from my right arm- it feels almost paralyzed and slow to my command

and i look right and that is when i see a gory dislocated and heavy swollen

right hand of mine. so i decide im going to kill this motherless motherfucker

in front of my girlfriend, in front of my teacher, in front of the receptionist, in 

front of all my schoolmates before he bites my faceoff or some othe crazy shit...

i wrap my left arm around his neck and squeeze as hard as i can & 5 seconds

in a few good samaritans pull him off on top of me and he kicks me in the head

but i didnt feel it- not even a bruise... or I was told i was kicked in the head

but i seriosly didnt feel a thing or have a bruise on my face. hes on his feet im on mine

this fuckin lunatic screams "im from san jose! beaner!! fuckin pussies!!!" and walks away .

im not letting this human-turd getting away with this. my schoolmates ask me how im

doing i say "i got this happening" with an unfazed stoic demeanor like an irl

Terminator and i lift up my right which is bruised not bloody but the degree of how mangled

it was could easily be considered gore. they have a look of shock and horror screaming

from their faces. the pain is nothing to me- i have missions to accomplish

  1. get that motherless motherfuckin lunatic apprehended by law enforcement
  2. get my family informed
  3. get me to the hospital

​so i brush off all the people concerned about me and i pursue this fuckin psychopath

i pull my iphone out and manage my way thru it to get the camera up to take pictures

of this worthless-waste-of-resources. i follow him and he sees as he maniacally jaywalks

thru a busy downtown street. he sees me and hes screaming unintelligible bullshit.

i got my firt mission done i return to the scene and a seargent is there. he gets the

story, ER comes they do their question thing while im sitting on their gurney answering

their questions. and as i do my vision fades to black my hearing becomes stuffy but

i answer  their questions on the outside i have a fearless expression but in the inside

im like well fuck if im going to be blind and deaf im going to just want to die- fuck it,

whats the point in living if im blind and deaf... them all my senses rise back up to

my awesome relief- that was my first ever concussion. then i tell all the ER to fuckoff

basically but these thirsty fucks want me to cough up $2000 to ride in the wah-wah-wambulance.

i made up my mind but those assholes kept on coercing me and i told them "im never

riding in the loser-mobile". then my girlfriend drives to the hospital. 

 

while i was there i told the hospital staff i will NOT take any pain medication- i had a point to

prove and i was driving it the fuck home that day. the point that im the toughest S O B 

anyone has ever met! i was chrismatic and confident the whole time and i made

everyone smile (so i can control myself from thinking of how i may never play

videogames again of how i may never have the precision in my right hand

of how i may never have a right hand again). and to my surprise they took

that psycho to the ER too. I know so bc i heard that lunatic scream like a little

fuckin bitch in pain. the sergeant came to my room and confirmed hes an unstable

lunatic and a junkie straggler from some local psychiatric ward.

 

so yep my injuries are

  • concussion. even days after i notice irregularities in me. like my jaw dropping when i would watch entertainment. on drives i would get drowzy and dream of my gf then my dream would become bizzare and Kafkaesque. its hard to focus sometimes- but its getting better, no more jaw dropping like an imbecile
  • mangled wrist. 2 broken bones in my hand. and one of them may die in a week. it was so gory im getting plastic surgery! -_- 
  • scrapes & scratches
  • claw marks on my face. didnt loose my left eye or even get it damaged :)

 ~MAY I PLEASE GET A "GET WELL SOON" FROM MY FAVORITE PLACE ON THE INTERNET :angel:

 

Get well soon.

 

Impressive typing. I get called on every fucking day here for writing posts someone doesn't understand, yours was perfect.

A concussion, one good hand.

 Yeah get well soon, we all (ok me) need more of your posts.

 

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Who let a junkie out of the local psychiatric in the first place? These people...

Anyway dude, get well. Really hope that junkie will be secluded in one of those dark rooms psychiatrics have.

 

PS: This may sound a bit out of place, but consider fixing your grammar. I had a tough time following the story (and I'm not even close to a grammar nazi).

 

getting used to being a lefty strains my left arm a lot, its

taking so many foreign motions that my left shoulder

muscles feel tender. i caught a few sentence structure

mishaps earlier but im too fatigued to even bother caring

about them. normally my sentence structure is top 1%

sophisticated in the forum; my old posts verify so

with higher amounts of creativity

 

and apparently they just release people like that if theyve

been a good dog (those people are fuckin animals) which

happens only due to the pills theyre forced to take- but

those fuckin mongrels turn when their released with

no one to force feed them their pills

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I have just one question - why you didn't just tell him what the time was? Its so simple little thing lol. I am not defending the fucker ofc, but you know, if you just told him what the time was or "sorry man I dont have a watch", you could never go through all this :D

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I have just one question - why you didn't just tell him what the time was? Its so simple little thing lol. I am not defending the fucker ofc, but you know, if you just told him what the time was or "sorry man I dont have a watch", you could never go through all this :D

 

i got earbuds in listening to

music and wearing my ray-ban sunglasses

(which are secretly prescription corrective lenses-

i have too much pride to look like a nerd. Rx

glasses are a sign- nay symbol of weakness!

my Sunglasses represent authority) that

pretty much screams dont fuckin bother me

because 1] i cant hear you 2] i cant see you.

its a sign of weakness if i take off my earbuds

and hold my fuckin world in place and press

the breaks on me to answer some socially-stupid

imbecile special snowflake. i believe in honor & respect

and i would be a beta-bitch if i put myself as a subordinate...

 

also in front of my community college is the town's iconic landmark

which is a masonic clocktower which practically steals the thunder

from the sun--fuckin imbecile was too much of a stupid-idiot

to even notice it or read a clock

 

what if i pulled out my phone to give him the time and

when my head was down he just strangled me?

i know how to read people, i can tell a gentle soul

from a fuckin scumbag by just looking at someone--its

just my extreme perception. example i told the cops

he was a "motherless-motherfucker that doesnt live with

his family. he probably crashes anywhere, hes a junkie,

i bet hes a worthless bum without a bank account and

is familiar with every drug under the sun" the cop said 

"how do you know?" i looked at him like that i cant even

jackie chan meme and said "its perception... call it prejudice

if you need to be such a layman!" and you know what?

... i was right on the money said so the sergeant in my ER room.

 

if it wasnt me it couldve been anyone and i mean anyone--for-fucks-sake he

wanted to murder me in broad day light over literally nothing!

thankgod it wasnt my gf or any other girl or anyone who isnt

always alert and on the edge and used to big amounts of

heavy violence (im a big NJPW & Lucha Underground fan

and occasionally watch the very brutall CZW prowrestling)

very fuckin fast thinking and an understanding of violence

saved my eyeball.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/walkingdead/images/1/1a/1Carl135_Cropped.png/revision/latest?cb=20141210021406

if i didnt act lightning fast id look like

carl grimes from TWD comic book in the current volume.

and yes id always expose my exposed skullfaced left eye socket

because macho manly-man reasons

 

...motherless-motherfucker wasnt a ticking time bomb he was a landmine

 

 

 

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GimmeBACON

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Get well soon... now for this...

 

its a sign of weakness if i take off my earbuds

and hold my fuckin world in place and press

the breaks on me to answer some socially-stupid

imbecile special snowflake. i believe in honor & respect

and i would be a beta-bitch if i put myself as a subordinate...

 

... I can't take that answer seriously... Sorry you got hurt, but merely existing is compromise, and taking a few seconds for common decency doesn't make you a "beta-bitch" and if you fall for such simple-mindedness, then perhaps your self-worth is lacking. Besides, not answering someone, but silently shuffling off comes off as "beta" and socially awkward.

 

Not trying to bully, and... I live in the Bay Area, so I know that level of crazy exists, but acting stand-offish invites that level of hostility.

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Get well soon... now for this...

 

its a sign of weakness if i take off my earbuds

and hold my fuckin world in place and press

the breaks on me to answer some socially-stupid

imbecile special snowflake. i believe in honor & respect

and i would be a beta-bitch if i put myself as a subordinate...

 

... I can't take that answer seriously... Sorry you got hurt, but merely existing is compromise, and taking a few seconds for common decency doesn't make you a "beta-bitch" and if you fall for such simple-mindedness, then perhaps your self-worth is lacking. Besides, not answering someone, but silently shuffling off comes off as "beta" and socially awkward.

 

Not trying to bully, and... I live in the Bay Area, so I know that level of crazy exists, but acting stand-offish invites that level of hostility.

i dont shuffle off like some sort of crabperson

i walk with a confident straight posture... fuck it

im just going to go ahead and say that is

very dirtbag thing to say, bacon. if my "self

worth was lacking" i wouldnt have a left eye

rightnow, if i didnt have self worth i wouldve been

in shock when i saw my fuckin right hand that

had more chins than a chinese phonebook. so dont you

tell me a fuckin thing about self worth until you

push thru a maddening pain and reject

painkillers because your reputation is on the

line- i took the fuckin hardway- i didnt have the

police do all the work, i didnt ride the wah-wah-wambulance,

i didnt start the fight but i sure as fuck finished it.

i had 3 missions and  not once did i ever fuckin

crack under pressure. if you want to call me 

a piece of shit dont  be such a coward and hide behind your high & mighty

scoff- now that is beta-bitch-like-behavior, john cena. i dont have

common decency? i let people borrow money and never

ask for it back,  i save puppies & kittens, i give single parent

refugee women money from my own pocket and then think i couldve done more

than just give them $20- so fuck you, you dont know me. but i guess

youre the kind of person that kicks someone who is down

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GimmeBACON

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 ...A lot of words

High and mighty? Not so much, I'm just saying that ego does not equal self-worth, take it from someone who's been a victim and lashed out at the world in return most of my life because of it. I'm not saying you're in the wrong at all, just to chalk up common decency as "beta-bitch subordinance" sounds like an immature mindset. Common decency means treating others the way you want to be treated, and if you blow others off, that would mean you expect or WANT others to treat you like shit, which isn't fair to you or them.

 

Now I don't think you're a piece of shit at all, just venting, and I may not have wrote my comment with the most sensitivity or tact, I apologize if that offended you, and I suppose when a persons blood is boiling isn't the best time to discredit their views. 

 

I may be a dirtbag... I've been called far worse, believe me... calling me John Cena though is new.

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 ...A lot of words

High and mighty? Not so much, I'm just saying that ego does not equal self-worth, take it from someone who's been a victim and lashed out at the world in return most of my life because of it. I'm not saying you're in the wrong at all, just to chalk up common decency as "beta-bitch subordinance" sounds like an immature mindset. Common decency means treating others the way you want to be treated, and if you blow others off, that would mean you expect or WANT others to treat you like shit, which isn't fair to you or them.

 

Now I don't think you're a piece of shit at all, just venting, and I may not have wrote my comment with the most sensitivity or tact, I apologize if that offended you, and I suppose when a persons blood is boiling isn't the best time to discredit their views. 

 

I may be a dirtbag... I've been called far worse, believe me... calling me John Cena though is new.

 

 whatever man im over it water under the bridge and all, john cena -_-

(im more of an AJ fan, wwe fucked him over at the RR). i dont like

to be the bearer of bad vibes. i mean yeah if real life was dragonball z

id be Vegeta (and yeah i fuckin despise goku--hes the john cena of...), this

sense of pride is what keeps me from giving up- its the cornerstone of

me letting my body break before my spirit does. that is the question i always 

ask myself... what will break 1st? my body or my spirit

the answer has to always be my body will break 1st

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 ...A lot of words

High and mighty? Not so much, I'm just saying that ego does not equal self-worth, take it from someone who's been a victim and lashed out at the world in return most of my life because of it. I'm not saying you're in the wrong at all, just to chalk up common decency as "beta-bitch subordinance" sounds like an immature mindset. Common decency means treating others the way you want to be treated, and if you blow others off, that would mean you expect or WANT others to treat you like shit, which isn't fair to you or them.

 

Now I don't think you're a piece of shit at all, just venting, and I may not have wrote my comment with the most sensitivity or tact, I apologize if that offended you, and I suppose when a persons blood is boiling isn't the best time to discredit their views. 

 

I may be a dirtbag... I've been called far worse, believe me... calling me John Cena though is new.

 

 whatever man im over it water under the bridge and all, john cena -_-

(im more of an AJ fan, wwe fucked him over at the RR). i dont like

to be the bearer of bad vibes

 

I don't wear jorts and football shirts, besides, I'm GLORIOUS.

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Get well soon man, but be very cautious about head concussion. This particular injury can be VERY dangerous. Tell your family/girlfriend to be near you, ready to help, for the next days/week. Trust me, don't take this injury lightly.

 

And I sincerely hope that you don't loose any eye or finger.

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