Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[Guest]

Yes I am.

 

Why do you ask?

[MikeMetal]

Funny, almost same answer.

 

Not sure who corrupted who? Who who ?

[Thulas]

Bin Laden!

 

Or was it Bush?

[MikeMetal]

Not sure, but my profile "status" would fit great as a question, now.

 

Don't you think ?

[Thulas]

I don't know, I am too lazy to look at it again.

 

How many road exist?

[MikeMetal]

One, as road's a singural.

 

Would breeding dolphin with women result in mermaid offspring ? (savvy?)

[Guest]

No. It would result in murmaider.

 

Geddit?

[Thulas]

No.

 

Explanation?

[MikeMetal]

Hamburger time.

 

You still don't get it, do you ?

[Guest]

I don't get it, because I don't have a hamburger.

 

Can I have a hamburger before I hamburger time please?

[Thulas]

No, because Hammer Time comes first.

 

Savvy?

[MikeMetal]

 

 

 

Would this answer suffice ?

[Thulas]

Not at all.

 

Is today not the day for the sisters?

Would be a good day then.

[MikeMetal]

The day...

 

Are you implying you want them to die ?

[Thulas]

Considering that would cause even more nightmares to appear, no.

 

So you were that Dawnguard member yesterday?

[MikeMetal]

Maybe, but like I said, Toki doesn't care about factions.

 

Marina should feel free to wipe them out, burn their homes and their fields and feed the wolves with their offsprings. Ok ?

[Thulas]

They will all pay. Except Isran...I need to go to the CK and remove his essential status, or do that via consol.

 

Are people afraid of children?

[MikeMetal]

Yes because they're essential.

 

A pity, isn't it ?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Nope. They just feel ashamed because children is a byproduct of coitus. Maybe they ought to bought a battery operated boyfriend for themselves to save the trouble.

 

 

Can an earth magnetic field be recharged by brushing 2 linen cloth together non-stop for 100 years?

[formel]

Of course, but they should be brushed together as near to the earth middel as possible and the brushing should not stop.

 

 

Are you volunteer for this job?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

No! Of course not! But if they willing to provide a reasonable wages, medical coverage, incentive and other satisfying benefit that I should receive, I might apply for the job. And Sarah Harding or Naomi Watts or Imogen Potts for a lifetime company. Maybe I should ditch her and let loose sometime...

 

 

If honey is one of the food that won't spoiled, then what we call a husband that spoiled his "honey"?

[formel]

That differs from religion to religion, those who accept the truth and see me as the only true and lifing god are free to spoil as much "honey" as they want.

 

 

Where will the sun rise tomorrow?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Never. NASA just reported that the sun just stop circling the sun, but still rotating on it's axis though.

 

 

So why the moon drifted apart from earth each year? Is earth and moon on a bad relationship this past millions of millennia?

[Guest]

Yes, the Earth decided to move too fast and the Moon got clingy.

 

Speaking of clingy, why is this magnet stuck to me?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Have you check whether it got a glue on it sir?

 

 

Mr. President sir, I would like you to answer honestly. When the last time you lub your gears, sir?