Chapter 4: Hunting in the Morning
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Somewhere in the Whiterun Hold
*sleeping sounds*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: huh, oh yeah, i walked home last night.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Much nicer sleeping in my own bed than an in-*stomach growling*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: oh, guess i should eat.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Wait, i don't think i have anything to eat right now.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: hmmm, guess i should go hunting then, something nice should be around here.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: but what to hunt? a deer?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: maybe a horse? nah, too chewy.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: guess i can figure that out while i hunt
Ms.Heavy-Iron: gauntlets, check.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: of course my best friend.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Defiantly check.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: mmm, nice to be up.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: okay lets go get some food.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Nice and cool out here.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: beautiful too this time of year.
*shivers a little* Ms.Heavy-Iron: hmmm, maybe too cool
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'll get my snow gear.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: don't know why i'd ever need anything else.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: All right lets go hunt something tasty.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: "what.....oh i was supposed to show what i hunted. Um, sure. For those of you wondering what i hunted that morning, weeell, after a drink it turned a little odd. First I hunted a Sabercat, their pelts sell nicely, they taste good, and their teeth make good dil-, i mean ingredients......and dildos."
Ms.Heavy-Iron: "I also hunted a deer, deer meat is the best meat."
Ms.Heavy-Iron: "I also hunted Super Mega Ultra Chicken"
Ms.Heavy-Iron: "Who turned out to be an ordianry chicken which i didn't find out until later after someone accidently gave me a meed bottle filled with a mixture of sleeping Tree Sap and Skooma."
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